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taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 Subject : joke




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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Lala: 0ye bakray ki tang kidhar gai?
Qasai: Bakraa langra tha
Lala: 0r Dil?
Qasai: W0h bakri le gayi
Lala:Baba dimagh t0h h0ga?
Qasai: S0rry Lala
Bakra PATHAN tha.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 12:44:58 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Sardar: Yaar Uthh Zalzala Aaa Raha Hay
Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai
Pathan : 0 Yaraa S0h jaa Ghar Giry ga
T0h Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum T0h Kirayedar Hain.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:16:06 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan went 2 an electric c0mpany 4 intrview
B0ss:Electric m0t0r kaisey chaltii hai?
Pathan
Turrrrrrrrrrrrrr
B0ss:Gussaay say St0p it
Pathan:
Turrturth00s.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:17:12 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:47:22 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan dost se :

Aao is pankhy k neechy betho, Bohat sawab ho ga

Dost heran ho ker bola :

Sawab Q ?

Pathan :

Ye hum Masjid se utaar ker laya hai...:-0

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:48:44 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan R0ti K 00per R0ti Rakh K Kha Raha Tha
Kisi Ney Wajha P00chi T0 B0la
D0cter Ney R0ti Khane Sey Mana Kya Hay
0r B0la Tha D0uble R0ti Khaya Kr0.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:49:48 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bomb Blast k baad ek admi chilla raha tha :

O Mera haath urr gaya..

Pathan : Hosla karo, Dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya,

Wo b to chup chap leta huwa hai....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:51:12 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan Molvi se : Namaz Sikha Do?

Molvi : "Sana" Ati Hai?

Pathan Sharmaty Huwey :
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"Sana To Nhi Aati, Uski Choti Behan

Saba Kabhi Kabhi Aati Hai.....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:52:45 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan's wife: O ji! utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain!

Pathan: uffo! Itni raat ko kyn utahaya.

Wife: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye thay.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:53:49 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan tasweer kichwaraha tha,

peechay se gadha bhi agaya tasweer mai.

Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer apni maa ko bheji

" Maa is mai se hum Samnay ki tarf ulte hath per hun" :-D

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:55:49 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
Oxygen is must for breathing,
it was discovered in 1773.

Pathan: Thank God i was born after that,
Pehle paida hota

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:57:17 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan interview dene gaya..

Manager ne usse sawal pucha:

What do you do?

Pathan confused and said:

Happy Birthday to you.. :-P

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Posted on May, 31 2015 04:59:02 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 PATHAN Ankhen BandKar K Shishe K Samne Btha Tha

1 Admi Ne Pocha
KHAN Kia Kr Rahe Ho?

Pathan Bola
Yara HAM Dekh Raha Hay k
soya howa hum kesa lagta hai :...

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:00:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Zameen walay janwar bachay detey hain

aur hawa mai urnay walay anday.

Woh konsi chez hai jo hawa mai bhi urta hai

or bachay bhi deti hai?
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Pathan: Air hostess.....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:01:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A Pathan and an American met on a plane,

and had a bet that if pathan fails to answer

his question he must give $5,

and if American fails, he has to give $500.

American: what is the difference between earth and moon?

pathan silently gives $5.

Pathan: which is the animal with 3 legs,

goes to mountain and returns with four legs?

American searches for 2 hours in laptop

and then gave $500 to pathan and asks

what is the answer??

Pathan again silently gave $5.....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:02:43 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 In a 100 meter race,it was announced


1

2

3

GO

All start running except a pathan

Coach: Tum kis ka intezar kar Rahe ho?

Pathan: Mera number 4 hai aur us ne khali 1 2 3 Go kaha!!

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:03:59 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek pathan Masjid se bohat khushi khushi

Jummy ki namaz perh k nikla :-0

Dost ne khushi ki wajha poochi to,

Pathan bola :

Molvi Sahab keh rahy thy,

Qayamat k din her raaz khul jaye ga...

Dost : To phir

Pathan : Phir to ye bhi pata chal jaye ga k

Pathan walay SMS likhta kon hai..?

Salay ko Choroonga Nhi...:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:05:54 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ek baraf ka tukra uthaa ker

usy ghor se dekh raha tha..

Admi : Kya dekh rahy ho Lala!

Pathan : Hum ko samajh nhi ata

ye sala leek khidher se ho raha hai...:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:07:17 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ne A.C lagwaya

Dost: aapko to sardi boht lagti hai phir kyn lagwaya

Pathan: maine ulta lagwaya hai,

Garam hawa andar aur thandi hawa bahar jaati hai....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:08:22 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Wo konsi cheez hai jo

insan ki izzat ko mazbooti se thamay rakhti hai?

Pathan:

"NAARA"

(' , ')
<_!!_>
_/'''\_


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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:10:07 PM
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