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taimoorkhan Age: 31 4313 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148

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Ek pathan ko ek party se invitation ai, uss mien likha thaa ' please come with Red Tie ONLY '

Pathan bari khushi se party mein chala gaya......

woh to usse baad mien ja kar pata chala ke waha to log Pant Coat bhi pehen kar aee hein

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:09:30 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	sabir bhai asal main aj kal main online kam hota hm or is topic per comments kerta hm joke ki shakal main Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:10:33 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4074 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Itne jokes kahan se le kar ate ho agar ye post karo to waise bi kuch add karwa dia karo to behter ho jae ga Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:13:22 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4074 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aur to yahan pe comments ka koi tareeqa ni hai kiun k aj kal xahan pe koi online nai hota hai jo hota hai wo click 2 win tak Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:14:56 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Thought "LOL" Meant "Lots Of Love".

So One Day His Friend's Mother Died.
He Sent Him The Following Text

"Sorry 2 Hear About The Death Of Your Mother,
Plz Take Care
LOL" :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:24:34 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	han g ap ne sahi kaha hai hai main bhi kabhi kabhi online hota hm or jokes hi post kerta hm zyada Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:25:51 PM

Awais148

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Ek Pthan (Mayoosi k Sath) Doosre Pthan se : Sab Log Hamain Pagal Kyon Kehte Hain?

Doosra Pathan: Tu Dafa Kar Yaar! Yeh Le Lemo Ki Lassi Pi.

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:27:14 PM

Awais148

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LArki: Meri Ammi Ko Tum Boht Pasnd Aaye Ho.

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Pathan (Sharmatay hue): Kuch B Ho, Par Hum Shaadi Tum Hi Se Kare Ga.

Khala ko Bolo "Hum ko Bhool Jaye"

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:28:38 PM

Awais148

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1 Pathan Humesha Rait ki Bori
Cycle k Peeche Rakh Kar Border Cross Karta Tha.

Boht dafa Check krne per bhi Border Force ko kbhi Kuch Na Mila.

Aakhir 1 Din Khan Se Pocha Gaya
Khan Tum Aakhir kis Cheez ke Smuggling Karty ho?

Khan: Cycles Ka. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:30:22 PM

Awais148

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Pathan 60th Birthday

Friend: Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya hai?

Pathan: 60 Candleslagane Me Mushkil ho Rahi thi,
Is liye 60 Watt ka Bulb laga diya. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:31:35 PM

Awais148

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Pathan (Nurse se): Kya Docter sahab ne
Abhi Tak Neend ki Goliyan nahi Bheji?

Nurse: Nahi

Pathan: Jaldi Mangwao, Mujhe Neend Aarahi hai,

Ab mai Goliyon K intizar mei Aur Nahi Jaag Sakta. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:32:52 PM

Awais148

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Teacher to Pathan: Agar Tum Mobile Se 15 ki Jagah
51 Dial karo to Kiya Hoga?

Pathan: Very Simple police ki Gaari Reverse Mein Aaye Gi. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:34:00 PM

Awais148

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Teacher to Pathan: AGARBATTI ka Jumla banao.

Pathan: AGAR BATTI chali jaye to Andhera ho Jata hai.

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:35:56 PM

Awais148

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Doctor: Motape ka 1 hi Elaaj Hai.
Tum Rozana Sirf 2 Rotiyan Khaya Karo!

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Pathan:
2 Rotiyan khane se pehle khani hy ya Khane k bad?

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:37:14 PM

Awais148

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Pathan calls his Wife:

Ghar Nahin Aa Sakta,
Car ka steering, Gear Sab chori ho Gaya hai.

After 5 min,

He calls:
"Aa Raha hoon Ghalti se pichli Seat py baith gaya Tha". :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:38:38 PM

Awais148

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Judge Pathan se:
Tum Teesri Baar
yahan aye ho..
Tumhein Sharam
Nahi ati...

Pathan: hahaha

Tum To Roz
Aty ho Tumhein
Ati hai . . . !

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:39:57 PM

Awais148

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Pathan 100 watt k Bulb pe
Apne Abbu ka naam Likh raha tha...

Kisi ne pocha: Ye kia kar rahe Ho?

Pathan: Baap ka Naam ROSHAN Kar raha hon...!

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:41:18 PM

Awais148

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Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:44:58 PM

Awais148

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Dhol Dhamakay Ki Awaz Sun Kar Ali Bahar Nikla
To Dekha K Kuch Pathan Khushi Se Bhangra Daal Rahay Hain.

Ali: Khan G Kia Hua.

Pathan: Hamara Bhai Mar Gaya Hai

Ali: To Is Me Khushi Ki Kia Baat Hai

Pathan: Log Kehtay Hain K Pathano Ka Dimagh Nahi Hota Jab K Hamara Bhai Dimagh K Cancer Se Mara Hai!

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:46:47 PM

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2 Khans IKHLAS And YASEEN Died.
Qiyamt K Din...

Angel 2 IKHLAS: Ur Name?
He Said Ikhlas.

Angel: Recite Surah Ikhlas.
He Did It Quickly, & Angel Sent Him To Heaven.

Angel 2 Other Khan
YASEEN Who Was Very Worried.

ANGEL: What Is Ur Name?

Pathan Replied Khocha Naam To Yaseen Hai
Magar Pyar Se Sub KAUSAR Bulati Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:47:51 PM

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