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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl PATHAN se

Jb ap k pas mobile hy or mere pas b mobile hy to ap ne LETTER kyo bheja?

Pathan:

O humne tumko call kia tha

us me baji boli plz TRY LETTER.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:49:50 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher:
2 mai se 2 minus krdo to kya bacha?

Pathan:
humko sawal samaj nhi aya

Teacher:
tumare pas 2 rotiyan thi
tmne unko kha lia ab kya bcha?

Pathan:
salan...

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:51:32 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl to Pathan:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Pathan:4
Girl:Nhi!
Sirf 1,Kiuki Usky Baad To Tmhara Pait Khali To Nhi Rahega Na
Pathan:Wah Yara Kamal Hogya!
Hm Apny Dost Ko b Batayega
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Pathan,Dost Sy:Tm Khali Pait Ktna Apple Kha Skta Hy?
Dost:5
Pathan O Yara!Tu 4 Bolta To Itna Mazedar Joke Sunata!

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:52:37 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:54:03 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Molvi Pathan Se: Ghusal k Kitne Faraaiz Hain ?

Pathan: 3

Molvi: Shabash Kon Kon Se?
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Pathan: Shampoo, Saabun Aur Toliya.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:55:46 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

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Posted on June, 01 2015 03:58:05 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

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Posted on June, 01 2015 04:00:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 A pathan said to his friend: “mujhy sma
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:30:57 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.


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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:32:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:37:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 “Noor sb larkon say baat karti hy”
Teacher: Btao iss sentence main Noor kiya hy?
Pathan Student: Master j Noor Bayghairat hy.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:39:36 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Drivs In To 1-Way
Cros NO ENTRY Board
Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?
Pathan: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:41:21 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan-Mere Mohale wale bohat
Kanjoos hy
sardar: kyon?

Pathan-Sb ne 14 August manaey
Pr
Ksi ek ne b hamare ghar
Qurbani ka gosht nhi bheja

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:42:35 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Dosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,

Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:43:45 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan 100 k note pe likha no. dial kar raha tha.

2nd pathan: ye tum kya kar rahe ho?
1st pathan: main dekh raha tha k quaid-e-azam to wafaat pa gaye to un ka mobile kis k paas hai.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:47:31 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher: Cheel ko English Main kya Kehte hain?

Pathan: Eagle.

Teacher: Agar Cheel Beemar Hojaye to?

Pathan: Illegal.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:52:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek Sindhi Aur Pathan ka Interview Tha:

Sindhi se:

Q: Taleem
A: B.A

Q: Pakistan kab bana?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Pakistan ka PM kon hai?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

Pathan ye sub sun raha tha usne teeno ans yaad ker liye.

Pathan se:

Q: Naam?
A: B.A

Q: Kab Paida huwe?
A: Koshish pehle se jari thi per 1947 mai.

Q: Baap ka Naam?
A: Boht aye gaye hain lekin ab Geelani Sahab hain.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:53:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher to pathan: Batao Pakistan ka Jhanda

Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?

Pathan Boht Dair Sochne k Baad Bola:

Hawa Main.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:56:43 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Pilot Jahaz Land Karne Per Bohat Khush Hua:

Neeche Staff Ne Usey Hatho Hath Dhar Lia Aur

Airman Uski Wardi Utarne Main Help Karne Laga.

Pathan Fakhar Se: Aaj Maine India K 2 Jahaz,

1 Aabdoz ko Mara Hai.

Airman: Lekin Sir G Aapne 1 Ghalti Kardi

Pathan: Wo kia?

Airman: Bus Aap Ghalti Se India Land Kar Gaye Hain.

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Posted on June, 01 2015 06:58:15 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Maa hum bara ho kr pilot bane ga

Maa: beta muje kaise pata chalega k ye

mere betay ka jahaz ha???…

Pathan(bara soch kr): hum guzarate waqt

ghar pe bomb

phenk dia kare ga

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Posted on June, 01 2015 07:00:51 PM
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