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taimoorkhan Age: 31 4313 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan main ne kal ezy load walay ko bewakoof banaya B0y" wo kaise pathan "hum ne usko 100 Rs diya aur number ghalat likhwa dya. Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 12 2015 12:46:19 PM

Awais148

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Pathan's Star is Bawaseer
Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?

Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya

Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.

Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:48:09 PM

Awais148

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Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.

Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi. :-)

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Posted on June, 12 2015 12:49:19 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ae qaza tere ane ki kya baat hai........Ap ke astane ki kya baat hai awesome naat i am listening Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 19 2015 04:33:04 PM

Awais148

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Pathan K Betay Ki Roti per Se Chooha Guzer Gaya.

Son to Pathan: Ab Main Ye Roti Nahi Khaonga.

Pathan: Kha Le Beta,
Choohy Ne Konsi Chappal Pehni Hui Thi. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:44:56 PM

Awais148

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2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.

2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati.:-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:46:29 PM

Awais148

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2 Brilliant MindS...!!!

Pathan & Sardar:
Pani Peeny Gaey To GlasS Ulta Para Tha

Sardar:
iSKa To Moo He Band Hy

Pathan:
Neechy Sy Bhi Toota Hua Hy

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:48:14 PM

Awais148

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Sardar: Agar 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh Me Se Guzarne ki.

Koshish Kar Raha Ho To Usy Rokne k Liye Kiya Karna Chaye?

Pathan: Us Ki Dum Pe Girah Laga Do

Phans Jaye Ga SALA. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:50:00 PM

Awais148

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Yaar Sohrab Goth Karachi Main Pathano Ne Morchay Bana Liye Hain.

Aur Rocket Launcher Le Kar Beth Gaye Hain.

Aur Bol Rahy Hain.

Aany Do

SAILAAB Ko Hum Dekhega Kaise Wapas Jaega. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:51:19 PM

Awais148

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Teacher:
Jo shakhs sun na sakta ho us ko English mein kya kehte hain?

Pathan:
(Thora souchne k baad)
Onu jo marzi keh lo onay kerra sun'na ae..!!

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:55:34 PM

Awais148

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Pathan:
Public Toilet mei Gaya to
Diwar Pr Likha tha

Dunya Chand Pr Pohnch gai hy
Aur
Tum Yahan Bethay ho

Pathan
Nechay Likh Aya

Bus
kar k
Hum B ja rha hay!

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:58:06 PM

Awais148

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Aik pathan bath room gaya.

Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.

Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?

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Posted on June, 23 2015 03:59:21 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4074 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Awais bhai ap ne kbi hum se hal tak nai poch hai kia hum se naraz ho gae ho ya koi aur waja hai Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 03:59:46 PM

Awais148

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Pathan In Crore-Pati

Amitabh : ' 9 0' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

Ayesha Manzil .. =P

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:00:38 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	nahi sabir bhai main to ap se naraz nahi hm ap ko kis ne kej dia hai ke main ap se naraz hm Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:02:12 PM

Awais148

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Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai

1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha

Police Wala Kehta Hai

Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan

Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:03:14 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Ko Ek Unknown Num. Se Msg Aaya
Usney Apny Sab Dosto Se Wo Msg Paper
Pe Likwaya, Magar Q?

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Sab Ki Handwriting SMS Ki Writing Se Match Karny K Liye. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:05:07 PM

Awais148

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Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,

Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:06:14 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai...

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:08:18 PM

Sabirshah Age: 34 4074 days old here Total Posts: 15423 Points : 83 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ap ne kbi hal ahwal bi nai pocha hai jis se mujhe laga k shahid ap sub mujh se naraz ho kahen. . . .0 Like no likes.
	Posted on June, 23 2015 04:09:18 PM

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