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taimoorkhan Age: 31 4313 days old here Total Posts: 2257 Points : 39 Location: islambad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : joke Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM

Awais148

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Pathan: Plastic surgery karwane mai kitna kharcha ayega?

Surgeon: 5 lakh

Pathan: Aur agar plastic apna laayen tou? ;-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:11:27 PM

Awais148

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Ek bar pathan samaan bachney gaya,
Ek admi ney pocha ye samaan kitney ka hai

Pathan ney kaha : 40000 ka

Admi ney kaha : Mujhe dey do, yeh lo pasey.

Pathan ney kaha : Mey pagal hoon, agar sara samaan tum ko
dey dun tu mey sara den kya bachun ga....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:12:51 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Points : 198

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Teacher: Bare ho kar kiya bano gy?

Pathan: mera bap kehta hai jitna marzi parh, wo nahin

bun sakta jo chahta hai

Teacher: Kiya banna chahte ho?

pathan: "NURSE" :-D

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:15:57 PM

Awais148

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Pathan shadi k dusray din BV se ler pra

Pathan's father: kia hua?

Pathan: isne mri chay me Tawez milaya hy

Bevi rotay hue:wo "Tawez" ni
"Tea Bag" tha.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:17:21 PM

Awais148

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Pathan's leave application:

Dear Sir,
My wife is ill. As there is no other husband
in the family to look after her,

kindly grant me leave for 1 day on Sunday :-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:21:35 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Namaz mein musalsal Hans rha tha

jub Salam phera tou logo'n ne pocha tum q Hans rhy thy

Pathan: humara abbu kehta hy Namaz khushi se parhna chahyie.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:22:38 PM

Awais148

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1 baar Pathan ka English ki class main

PAAD nikal gaya,

Teacher : What is this?

Pathan : This is background music....:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:24:21 PM

Awais148

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Hindu :
Batao hamary bhagwaan ki zubaan bahar
Q hoti hy ?

Pathan :
Jub tum her waqt uski taangon k
neechy dia jalao gy to zubaan
to bahar ayegi naa...:-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:25:26 PM

Awais148

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Points : 198

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Angreiz asks to Khan:
Khan sahib aapki sub se barri taaqat kya hai?
Khan:
Hamara bacha

Angraiz: Aur sub se bari kamzori kya hai?
Khan:
TUMHARA bacha....

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:26:38 PM

Awais148

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Pathan: Humare ooper se bus guzar gaya

Dost: Phir?

Pathan: Wo to acha hua oopar bridge tha :-D

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:27:43 PM

Awais148

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Wo apni be basi ka kissa suna k ro diya "FARAZ"

bawaseer ka operation tha or doctor pathan nikla.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:28:43 PM

Awais148

Age: 30

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Police ne Pathan k ghar ka darwaza bajaya ..

Pathan ander se bola :

KON?

Police : "Darwaza kholo tum se baat kerni hai"

Pathan : "Tum log kitny ho??"

Police : " 3

Pathan : "To apas me baaten ker lo naa!!!":-)

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:29:49 PM

Awais148

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PATHAN Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Dya

OFFiCER: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nai Kia

PATHAN:

Kia Zarurat Hy Sir

itne khof nak janwar ko Kon Chori Karega.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:31:10 PM

Awais148

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Pathan ki hui jis se shadi wo thi itni saadi,

Ghongat me sharma k boli,

Bhaiya ye kia ho rha hy

Pathan ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tmhara Nikah ho raha hy

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:32:34 PM

Awais148

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Smjne ki kosish kro mujhy tang mat kro

Mjy akela chor do.rat tmhari waja sy so nhi ska.Mat khelo mri zindgi se
.
.
.
.
.
1 pathan hath jor kr machar se keh rha tha.

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:34:02 PM

Awais148

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Pathan's logic

Who Is The Leader Of Ducks?

Ans: 'Frog'

Why?

Because Frog Is
'MAINDUCK'

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:35:03 PM

Awais148

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Pathan to Bill Gates:
Wo yaara tum bi kamal ka admi ho!

GATES:
WHY?

Phatan:
Khocha Tum ne naam GATES rkha howa hai.,
or
Kaam tum WINDOWS ka karta hy...

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:38:04 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher : 2 aisi cheezon ke naam batao , jinhen nashte me nahen kha sakte. . . . . . . . Pathan : Sir Lunch and Dinner. Like no likes.
	Posted on May, 31 2015 05:42:45 PM

Awais148

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Pathan Blood k
Barey mein Book
Parh Raha tha..

Wife : Ye Q Parh
Rahe ho?

Pathan: Mujhe
Doctor ne Kaha
hai k BLOOD
TEST ho Ga.
is liye Tayari
kr raha hon...!

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:43:48 PM

Awais148

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Pathan ko DRIP
lagi.
Jab Drip END
hone lagi to usne
apne bhai se
kaha: Jao SISTER
ko bula k lao.

wo gaya or...

3 din bad
Peshawar se apni
BEHAN ko le aya...

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Posted on May, 31 2015 05:44:59 PM

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