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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Bus k pechy sher
Pathan dodta huwa police statin aya our officer sy bola "jaldi kro sahab wahan bus ma lagun ko laker sher ko khelaty han"
Officer;- kya tum ny khud dakha hy.
Pathan;- han sahab me ny khud dakha hy k us bus k pechy aik sher latka huwa tha :-D

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:13:05 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:17:20 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ka interview tha..


Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:44:36 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Mujh se shadi kero gy
Girl : Mujh se shadi kero gy?

Pathan : Nahi hum shadi apno me kerty hen. Jese,

Ammi ny Abbu se ki,

Bhai ny Bhabhi se ki,

Baji ny Behnoi se,

Hum bhi apni Bivi se kere ga....:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:46:24 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek fakir pathan k pas aya.
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Pathan: kal ki roti kha lo ge?
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Fakir: ji kha lon ga.
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Pathan: Thk hy. Tu phr kal time se a jana....:-D

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:50:30 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:51:40 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)"

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:53:04 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Teacher : Tum kahan paida huway?

Pathan : Khyber PakhtoonKhuwaa me.

Teacher : Is k spelling batao?

Pathan : Zara thehro! Hum ko lagta hai k hum

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DADU me paida huwa tha....:-0

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:54:04 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek aadmi Rakshy Waly se :

Khan Saab! Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Hamara khayal hai nahi jaye ga.

Aadmi : Aray Bhai, Saddar jaye ga?

Khan : Shayad 2015 tak jaye ga.

Aadmi : Abay me bol raha hun Saddar, Regal Chowk jaye ga?

Khan : Ye to Sadar ka marzi hai k Regal Chowk jaye

ya Golimaar. Hum se pooch k thori jaye ga.

Aadmi : O Pagal! mujhy le ker Saddar Regal Chowk tak

jaye ga..?

Khan : Yaar hum us ka Secretory hai?

Khud ja k poocho k tumhen le ker

jaye ga k nahi...:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 08:01:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Apny Bety k liye

Rishta leny gaya
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Larki Walay : Abhi to hamari Beti

Parh rahi hai.
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Pathan : Chalo hum

1 Ghanty k baad aaye ga...:-p

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:36:33 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Maa ki baat
Pathan : Bachpan me agar Maa ki baat

suni hoti to Aaj ye Din nahi dekhna parta.


Judge : Kiya kehti thi Maa?


Pathan : Jab baat hi nahi suni to

kese bataun?...:-0

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:37:41 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega
Pathan ny Medical Store se dawa li,

Or Store walay se kaha :
"Cheeni bhi Do."

Shopkeeper : Cheeni yahan nahi milti?

Pathan : Hum Pagal nahi hai, Parha Likha Pathan hai,

Dawa pe likha hai,

"Sugar Free"

Tumhara to Baap bhi Dega...:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:39:05 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan class me hans raha tha.

Ek larki boli : Stand Up!

Pathan : Tum kon?

Larki : Me Monitor hun.


Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,

ab "L.C.D" chalti hai.....:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:40:17 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Obama or Nawaz aeroplane me ja rahy thy.

Obama bola : Ager me yahan 1 caror giraun to

1 caror log mujhy dua dengy.


Nawaz bola : Ager me sirf astefa de dun

to 18 caror log mujhy dua dengy.


Jahaz ka captain Pathan bola :

Ager me jahaz hi gira dun to puri duniya

mujhy duaaen de gi.....:-)

GEO PATHAN

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:58:20 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 GirlFriend : Mujh per shayeri banao.


Pathan :

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Wah wah

In kali kali Zulfon se kerti ho Andhera

Ho jao Gangi or kerdo Saweraa...!!

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Posted on May, 28 2015 11:59:52 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Wife : Janu! Ek Pappi chahiye.

Pathan : Uff! Farmaish to dekho,

Gher me khanay ko paisay nahi hen,

Or in ko Kuttay ka Bachha chahiye....:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:02:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Larki kunwari thi
Aaj ki taza khabar.

1 Pathan ny apni mangni torr di,

Q K

Larki kunwari thi.

Pathan ny socha, Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui,

Wo meri kiya ho gi..?

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:05:31 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Tell me the names of
Teacher : Tell me the names of

Ten Chemical Elements?
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Pathan : Oxygen, Chlorine, florine,

Bromine, Noreen, Ambreen, Samreen,

Nasreen, Perveen, & Yasmeen...;-0

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:07:26 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Mehmaan se ;

Thanda piyo gy ya garam?

Mehmaan : Dono le Ayen.

Pathan ; Begum!

Pani k Do Glass le aao,

1 Freezer se,

1 Geezer se....:-)

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:09:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan : Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai..

Director : Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa

pasand hai??

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Pathan : Qeemay Wala...:-(

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Posted on May, 28 2015 12:11:15 PM
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