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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Dentist : Apka daant nikaalna parega.

Pathan : Kitny paise lagenge?

Dentist : 200.

Pathan : ye lo 50,

thora sa DHEELA kr do,

nikaal mai khud lon ga...:-p

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Posted on May, 27 2015 03:59:56 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan to Veena Malik
Pathan Veena Malik se : Masjid ka chanda de do.


Veena Malik : Aap log to kehty hen k mera paisa

napaak hai..?


Pathan : Tumhary paisy se hum BATHROOM banaye ga...:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:01:26 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan 2 Shopkeeper: 1 Kala bulb daina !


Shopkeeper : Kaalay buld ka kia karna hai?
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Pathan : Dopehar me sonay ke liye andhaira karna hai....:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:03:01 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan : Aaj me bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon,

or karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha liye.


2nd Pathan : Tum boht bewakof ho,

Rekshey ke peche bhagty to 80 rupey bach jaty.....:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:04:22 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 1 Pathan ny tamam sawalon k
1 Pathan ny tamam sawalon k sahi jawab diye phir bhi usy

fail ker diya gaya.


1- Tipu Sultan kis laraai me shaheed hua?

Ans- Apni aakhri laraai me.


2- Elaan e Azadi per dastakhat kahan huye?

Ans- Jahan signature likha tha.


3- Talaaq ki bari wajha kiya hoti hai?

Ans- Shadi.


4- Darya e Sindh kahan behta hai?

Ans- Zameen per.


5- 8 logon me 3 aam kese divide keren gy?

Ans- Uska juice bana ker.

(,")
/)(> Dekh yaar theek to bataya tha,
_//_ Phir bhi fail ker diya....:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:06:38 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Road per kisi ka accident hua pathan ke agay bohot saarey log dekh rahe thay pathan ko nazar nahi aya.

Usne chalaki dikhayi or ro ker bola yeh mere baap ka accident hua he.

Sab hate to dekha ke ghade ka accident hua tha

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:07:51 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Barre Azam
Sir : Duniya me kitny Barre Azam hen?


Pathan : 4.


Sir : Kon kon se?


Pathan : 1 Quaid e Azam, 2 Sikandar e Azam,

3 Mughl e Azam, Aur

4 mera chacha Haji Azam....:-p

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:09:10 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan Biology ka practical attend kerty huye.

Examiner ny ek Bird ki taang dikhai, aur

pathan se us bird ka naam pucha...


Pathan : I Don't Know.


Examiner : You have failed, kiya naam hai tumhara?


Pathan : Hamara Taaang dekho aur naam batao...

Baat kerta hai Saala...:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:10:35 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Bilawal Bhutto ek pathan dost k ghar gaya...

Pathan ki bivi pathan se : Tum hamesha mehmano se

ulti sidhi baaten keh dety ho, aaj meherbani farma ker Bilawal ki

izzat kerna.


Pathan Bilawal se : Kiya haal hai? tum theek to ho na? aur aanay me

koi pereshaani to nahi hui..??


Bilawal : Yaar! tumharay ilaaqay me kuttay bohat hen.


Pathan : Kuttay se yaad aya tumharay Waalid kesay hen?....:-p

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:11:46 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me
Ek shadi shuda Aurat k NIC me ghalti se

Bewah likh diya gaya,

Wo apny Shoher ko le ker Office gai,,,


Aurat clerk se : Mere Shoher zinda hen or

mere NIC me Bewah likh diya hy,

Ye ghalti theek ki jaye...


Clerk ny daraz se Pistol nikali aur

us k Shoher ko Goli maar di,,

QK

Clerk Pathan tha,

Ghalti theek ker di....:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:13:30 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan hospital aya
Pathan hospital aya to Nurse ny bataya :

"Mubarak ho, is waqt 2 baj rahy hen aur aap Baap bhi

2 bachon k ban gaye hen..."


Pathan :

"Khuda ka shuker hai k hum 12 bajy nahi aya...:-)"

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:15:42 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan party me gaya our Larki se kaha ;

Aap Dance keren gi..?


Larki khari ho ker boli : Haan.


Pathan : To Baji ye kursi ham le len plzzz...:-(

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:16:52 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Tumhara Shop Ka Doodh Kharab Hai

Shrbat Me Dala Phat Gaya

Dudh Wale Ne Pocha

Konse Sharbat May Dala Tha?

Pathan : LIMOO PANI Me..

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:18:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Aik pathan Amma rozana bus my conductor ko kaju or badam khany ko dia karti thi.

conductor : Amma ap mujhy roz kaju, baam khany ko kiyo deti hi.?

Amma : Mere dant to rahy nai beta sirf choos k phenkna acha nai lagta . socha kisi k pait me hi chaly jaen

hahahahahaaaaaa....

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Posted on May, 27 2015 04:19:54 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Lady Doctor Pathan se :

Tum roz clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko q

ghoortay ho?


Pathan :

Aap hi ny bahar likha hua hai k,

"Aurton ko dekhnay ka time 9 say 11 tak...":-p

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Posted on May, 27 2015 06:09:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 pa4han funny
Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

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Posted on May, 27 2015 06:10:35 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan hospital k bahar zor zor se ro raha tha,

Kisi ny poocha k q ro rahy ho?

Pathan :

20 saal k baad beta paida hua wo bhi

chota sa...:-)

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Posted on May, 27 2015 06:12:00 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Jail ko urdu main hawalat kiyon kehte hain

Sardar: Kiyon k wahan sirf hawa aur laat milti hy

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Posted on May, 27 2015 06:13:10 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...

"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai

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Posted on May, 27 2015 06:15:19 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4277 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 UpSeT
Teacher : pagal ko upset q khty han
pathan : "up" khty han aasman ko our "set" khty han fit hony ko .
Pagal uuper k liyay fit hota hy isliyay usy upset khty han.
Hahahaha

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Posted on May, 27 2015 07:11:11 PM
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