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taimoorkhan


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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 yar ye Doctor Parchi pe aisa kya likhta hai jo sirf Medical Store waale hi samjh

paate hen,


Sardar:Wo likhte hen:
"Mene to Loot Liya tu b Loot le.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:40:09 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pthan tharmos le k picnic pr gya, Pthan:Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm cheez garm rehti ha, Dost:Tm is me kya laye ho. Pthan:4 qulfi or 2 cup chaye.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:42:36 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pthan English sekny obama k pas gia 3month bad waps aya to pthn ko obama ka phone aya
pthn:hi obama hw r u?
Obama: yaara tum english ch0ro nswaar bhej0!..

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:53:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:54:23 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Admi bakriyan chara raha tha

Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
Mjy pagal smja ha?

Aj to itwar ha..

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:55:37 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 *. .Pathan: Yar Mujhe Police ne
Social Work Kerne per bohat mara

Dost: Social Work?

Pathan: Han, me ne Qabristan k
Gate per Welcome ka board lagaya Tha. .*

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:57:52 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan Pehli Martba Namaz Parhne Gaya

Uska Nam Rahmatullah
Tha

Imam Ne Salam Phera
Asalam o
Alekum Wa
Rahmatullah

Pathan:
Wa Alekum Salam
Molvi Sahib Mehrbani.=D

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Posted on June, 05 2015 08:59:05 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Aqal kya hoti he?

Asman ne kaha boht buland hoti he

Zamen ne kaha boht wasee hoti he

Samndr ne kaha boht gehri hoti he

OR

Pathan ne kaha
Wo kia hoti he??

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:01:23 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

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Status : Offline		 Aik pathan ne maltoon ki rerhi lgai 6 din tk aik b malta na bika. next day pathan un maltoon ko pani lgatay huway bola;

"Oe! agr bikna nai to na biko mgr hosh to karo"

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:03:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai K
Suna Hai Neya Saal Phir Aa Raha Hai

Khushiyan Bhi Hoon Gee ” Baharain Bhi Hoon Gee
Magar Hum To Guzry December Ki Sochoon Mein Gum Hain
Keh” Jab Tu Mere Paas Thi

Hath Tera Mere Hath Mein tha
Aor Khushiyan Chaar Su Hamary Sath Thin

Magar Ab Akele Tumhain Sochty Hain
Yahi Khof Daman Se Lipta Hua Hai
Keh”

Aisa Na Ho Es Baras Bhi December
Tumhary Bina He Kahin Beet Jay
December To Har Saal Aata Rahy Ga
Magar Tum Na Ho Gy To Kuch Bhi Na Ho Ga !

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:07:03 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Memon k bete ka accident hogya
Dr:
ap k bete ki dono tangen katni paregi?
Memon ne sir pakar lia
Dr:
kia hua
Memon:
kal hi begherat ko nai chappal dilwai thi:-D

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:30:27 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 1 Aadmi Pathan Ko Maar Raha Tha Logon Ne Pocha K Kyun Mar Rahe Ho????


Wo Bola


Sala 1 Ghante Se Poch Raha Ha K....

"New Year" Ki Namaz Kahan Hoti Hai.=P

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:31:55 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan gusy se:
'Waiter'
Chiken-Biryani me chiken he nahi hai

Waiter

Sahab gulab jamun me konsa gulab hota hai
?
?
Pathan:
"Han yar sorry

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:33:10 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan k qabar ki pehli raat mai 62 fareshte aey…?

2 farishte sawal puch rahe the aur baqi k 60 farishte pathan ko sawal samjha rhe the..;-):-

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:34:36 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Friend to pathan

Yar,Sir Ka Msg Aaya Hai Ka Aaj Extra Class Hogi

Kya Karu... . . ..


Pathan:-'Message sending failed 'likh ke bhej de....!!!

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:37:07 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Court Me faisla howa
90%Pathan bewakoof hote hain
Is pr Pathano ne kafi shor Machaya

Phir faisla howa
10%Pathan bewakoof nhi hote
Tb ja kr Mamla thanda howa.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:38:30 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 MATHS Teacher to our brilliant pathan...
How can u distribute 8 apples among 6 people equally?


PATHAN- Juice bana K...

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:39:35 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 1ST PATHAN:
Oye Agar Raat Ko Neend Na Aaye
Tu Kya Kiya Jaye..?

2ND PATHAN:
0 Yara Neend Ka Intzar
Karne Se Tu Behtar Hai
Aadmi So Jaye..

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:42:02 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:44:54 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Ek Phatan bank lootne gaya wahan gun dikha kar sara Paisa loot liya.

Per us k hath kuch nahi aaya.

Kyon?
...
Q k sare paise usne manager ko diye aur kaha: "Sare paise mere account mein jama kar do."

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Posted on June, 05 2015 09:45:56 PM
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