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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?


Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:01:18 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:02:41 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 New Teacher: Anybody Who Thinks He Is Stupid, Stand Up.

Pathan Stoodup.

Teacher: Are You Stupid?

Pathan: Nahi!

Aap Akeli Khari Thin.

Mujhe Acha Nahi Lag Raha Tha. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:04:15 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Motorway Police: KHAN Aap 180 Kì Speed
Se Kyun Ja Rahy Ho?

Khan: Tum Logon Ne He To Side Wale
Board Pe Likha Hai:

Yaad Rakhein Ghar Pe Koi Aap Ka Intezar Kar Raha Hai....

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:05:43 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 It happened in an International Hospital that ICU Patients Died in Same Bed Every Sunday at 11 a.m.

It puzzled the Doctors Whether it Was Something Super Natural.

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the Cause.

Next Sunday few minutes before 11 A.M. all doctors & Nurses Waited to see What it was.

Some were Holding prayer books & Holy objects to Ward Off Evil.

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Suddenly...

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Pathan,
A Part time Sunday Sweeper, entered the ICU.

Unplugged the Life Support System & Plugged his Vacuum Cleaner. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:07:27 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 1 ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha

PATHAN: Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

ADMI: Blood Test Karwana Hai UNGLI KATNI Paregi.

PATHAN Bhi Rone Laga

Or

Bola Maine To PISHAB TEST Karwana Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:08:44 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pathan England Mai Club Me Chala Gaya,

Wahan Ja K Khoob Naacha,

Dance Karny K Bad Bola,

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O Yara Koi Hum Ko Ye To Bataye K Ye SHADI Kis Ka Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:09:56 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 1 baar 1 Aadmi ka Gadha Apni jaga se hil nahi raha tha.
Aadmi ne bohat koshish ki Magar wo nhi hila.

1 pathan ne dekha to bola: Main Try Karun?
Us ne try ki magar gadha na hila.

Pathan ko Ghussa aaya,
Us ne Pistol nikala aur Gadhay ko maar dala.

Phir us ne Aadmi se Pucha: Kitnay ka Tha?
Admi ne darte darte kaha: 10,000 ka.

Pathan ne foran de Diye.
Aadmi ne puchha: Sarkar is ko maar kiyun dala?

Pathan bola:
"Zaat da Khota te Zid Pathan Wargi"...

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:12:15 PM
Awais148


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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Boy: Maine suna hai k is ghar mai bhoot rehte hain.

Pathan: Pata nahin mjhe to khud mare hue 8 saal hogaye :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:13:24 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

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Status : Offline		 Pathan ko rastey mai ek chiragh mila,
utha k saaf kia to 1 jin nikla aur jin ne usse 3 khuahishain puchin

Pathan: Humko esa naswar do jo khatam na ho

1 dam 1 naswar ka packet agaya!
Pathan ne thori si naswar nikali to utni hio wapis aagai!

Jin: baki 2 khuashain?

Pathan: esa 2 packet aur do :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:14:51 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

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Pathan: Khocha Dhakkan Main Likha Hai Try Again. :-)=P

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:16:05 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Main Ek Baar Jungle Mein Susu Karne Gaya Toh Waha Per Sher Tha.
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Sardar: Phir Kya Hua?

Pathan: Maine Sher Se Kaha, Pehle Tum Karlo, Mera Toh Ho Gaya Hai. =P

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:17:40 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 1 Pathan Apne Betay ki 6 Maah Bad Birthday Celebrate Kar Raha Tha.


1 Aadmi ne Pucha Khan Sahab: Log to Saal Pura Hone k Baad
Birthday Celebrate Karte Hain.


Pathan: Humare han Semester System Chalta Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:18:52 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Interviewer to Pathan:
If a Parhata and Pizza is Dropped from a 50 feet building,
Which will Reach the Ground First?

Pathan: Pizza


Interviewer: Why?

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Pathan: Because it's a Fast Food. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:20:13 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Masjid Main Elaan Ho Raha Tha.

Ek Bacha Mila Hai JIN KA HAI, Aa Kar Le Jaen.

To Ek Pathan Aaya Aur Kehne Laga.


Mujhe Bhi Dikha JIN ka Bacha Kaisa Hota Hai.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:22:09 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan Ghusse Mai: Shahrukh Khan ne Pathano ka Izzat Mitti Mai Mila Diya.

Dost: Woh Kaise?

Pathan: "Wo My Name Is Khan" Mai Pathan Ho Kar Bhi Larki Se Pyar Kiya :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:23:21 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Aatank Msg Of The Day.


American, Pathan Ko Kaise Kahey Ga k "OPEN THE DOOR"

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Ans:

Isko Full American Style Mai Tezi Se Parhen:

"THERE WAS A COLD DAY" :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:25:04 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Ab To Pathan Bhi Fakhar Se Kehne Lage FARAZ..!

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Khocha My Name Is Khan and I am Not a Terrorist. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:26:04 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Ek Pathan Apne Ek Dost Ko Pani Mai Phenka,
To Wo Wapis Upar Nahi Aya

Dosre Ko Phenka,
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

Tesre Ko Phenka
Wo Bhi Nahi Aya

To Pathan Ne Fesla Kia K

"Human Being Can Dissolve In Water"

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:27:08 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Girl:
Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare.
Hansi Mazaaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje Songs Bhi Sunaye.


Pathan:
Baaji! Tum Husband Ko Maro Goli FM Radio Le Lo. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:34:46 PM
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