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taimoorkhan


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Status : Offline		 Subject : joke




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Posted on September, 24 2013 11:47:06 AM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Yar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta?


2 Pathan:
Kya Pata nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota hai Kahan Dikhai Day Ga. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:48:54 PM
Awais148


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Status : Offline		 Pathan Halwai SE: Tum Kitny Saal Se Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy 30 Sal Se

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy Tum Se Aaj Tak Jalebi Seedhi Nahi Bani.

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:50:29 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pathan KESC Walo ko Phone Kar K Bola.
Khocha Jaldi se Light Band Kar Do!

KESC Wala: Kyun Sir?

Pathan: ABHI ABHI Humara Dil Mai Naya Gaali Aaya Hai.
WO DENI HAI. :-)

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Posted on June, 23 2015 04:52:01 PM
Sabirshah


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Status : Offline		 Pata nai kia waja hai kiun yahan se sub chale gae hain kia jane naraz ho gae hain xa waise koi waja thi jo nai ate

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Posted on June, 23 2015 05:34:40 PM
Sabirshah


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Status : Offline		 Awais bhai sunao ap k roze kaise ja rahe hain ap k pas garmi hai ya thandh hai waise barishen to ho rahi hain

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Posted on June, 23 2015 05:35:57 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Allah ka shuker hai ache ja rahe hain ap sunain ramzaan main aise joke ap ka waqt sahi guzarte hm ge

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:47:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
4311 days old here
Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Yaar Mere Liye Koi Achi Si Larki Ka Rishta Bata.


Friend: Yaar 1 Larki Hai B.Com Ki.

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Yaar Qoam Koi Bhi Ho Bas Parhi Likhi Honi Chahiye.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:49:07 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

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Status : Offline		 Extreme Height of Positivity:

Pathan Cricket Khail kar Aaya.

Dost: Kitny Runs Banaye?

Pathan: Century Honay Mai Sirf 99 Runs Baaqi Thay k Out ho Gaya.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:50:27 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Sardar:

Batao Aisa Kya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye
Or Laathi Bhi Na Tootey?

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Pathan:
Jootay Se Mar Do. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:51:45 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Beta 2 Bistar Kyon lagaye?

Son: Ghar pe 2 Guest Aane hain.

Pathan: Kon?

Son: Ami ka bhai or Mera Mamo.

Pathan: Phir 1 or Laga, Mera Sala Bhi Aaraha Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:52:57 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

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Status : Offline		 Pathan Dukaan Wale Se: Aur Janab Kaise Ho?

Dukan Wala: Bas Aapki Dua Chahiye.

Pathan: O Beghairat Wo Hum Tumko Nahi Dega.

Dukan Wala: Magar Q?


Pathan: Kyo K Wo Abhi "8" Saal Ki Hai. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:54:07 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.


Sir Ne Pucha: Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho?


Bachha: GARIB HUN SIR, REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun?

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:55:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Bhai Sahab Sadar Bazaar Konsi Bus Jaye Gi?

Aadmi: 21 Numbr.

1 Ghantay baad wo aadmi wapis aaya to dekha Pathan udhr hi Tha.

Aadmi Bola: Kya hua khan Saab aap Gaye nhi Abhi Tak.

Pathan: Bas yara 18 bus Guzar gai hen.
2 or Huzar Jayen to 21vi aa jaye gi to hm jaey ga. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:57:04 PM
Awais148


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Points : 198

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Status : Offline		 Pessenger :

Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?

Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida .

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:58:11 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Status : Offline		 Pathan Ne New Car Li Aur Us K Door Par Likhwa Dya...

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*DARWAZA BAHAR KI TARAF KHOLEIN*

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Posted on June, 26 2015 12:59:15 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan's Theory About Moon:

"Moon Is Better Than Sun Because,

Moon Gives Light In Night When Light Is Needed,

But Sun Gives Light In Day When Light Is Not Needed" :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 01:00:16 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Total Posts: 12184
Points : 198

Location:
Attock, Pakistan

Status : Offline		 Pathan: Woh Kon Sa Juice Hai
Jo Hum Pee Nahi Sakte?

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Socho...

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Socho...

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2nd Pathan: "D JUICE" One Place
It's Fun To Be Young. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 01:01:25 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Teacher: Tell Me The Names Of 10 Chemical Elements?

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Pathan Student:
Oxygen,
Chlorine,
Florine,
Noreen,
Ambreen,
Samreen,
Nasreen,
Afreen,
Parveen,
&
Yasmeen. :-)

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Posted on June, 26 2015 01:02:39 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Pathan: Mujhe Raat Bhar Neend Nahi Aai.


Sardar: Q?

Pathan: Kyo Ki Kal Raat Bhar Neend Mein
Yahi Sapna Dekhta Raha K Main


Jaag Raha Hun.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 01:03:40 PM
Awais148


Age: 30 Male
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Points : 198

Location:
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Status : Offline		 Two Words Joke...

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Intelligent Pathan.

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Posted on June, 26 2015 10:00:15 PM
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