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Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..

Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One Beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A Beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a Beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..

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