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MUSHARRAF''s
ROZGAR SCHEME:
Army Join Kijeye
"APNO SE JANG
GERON K SANG".
Salary:
10,000
Medical:
Free
Home Rent:
Free
Commision:
1 Mulla Maarne Per
500 RS.
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MEDIL
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USA Tour
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Group Photo
With BUSH.
Dozakh Me.
What R U Waitin 4 ?
Go Ahead n Apply 4 It.
Opportunity Never Come Back...
Hurry UP....
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A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
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Ppl Say
A Kiss Is On HEAD
A Sweet Kiss On CHEEKS
A Passionate Kiss On LIPS
A Romantic Kiss On NECK
But
Seriously HOtest Kiss Is On
Iron
JuzZz Try It...... ;->
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Headlines of 2025
HEADLINES DATED 1ST JAN 2025:
1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi completed 2,50,000 episodes & Baa has completed 400yrs.
2. Dhoom 17 ready for release.
3. I will play next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Salman, Vivek and Abhishek attends Aishwarya''s 3rd marriage.
5. Mein to aabhi jawan hu - Dev Anand''s new film, staring himself in the lead role.
6. Petrol Rs.999/liter.
7. N.Siddhu will launch his own TV channal where he can speak for a whole day... ;->
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american bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us kai leg nahi thay hum ne ussay artifical leg laga diye ajj woh bacha atthele hai
russain bola hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us k haath nahi thay hum ne artifical haath lagwa diya ajj woh boxer hai
pakistani bola yeh tou kuch b nahi hamare mulk mein ek bacha paida hua us ka sir nahi tha hum ne ussay army ki head pehna hii ajj woh hamara president hai
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Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring the other day. When I''m in a gud mood, it turns Green & when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!
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Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
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HEight oF filM mAker
oVer heAd wAter tAnk in ShOley ,bUt nO electricity in villAge.
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A man robs a bank and takes hostages.
He asks the 1st hostage, "did you see me rob the bank".
The hostage answers "yes". The robber, promptly, shoots him in the head. Then he asks the 2nd hostage if he saw him rob the bank. The hostage answers, "no, but my wife did" . . . ;->
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What Is The Height of Flirting:
Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!
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Sholay mein ABRAHAM LINCOLN ka double role tha.....
batao kaise....????
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Amitabh Bachan''s biased coin....having two heads.....
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One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why...??
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."
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Sleeping Disease Etiology
Caused By: Lecturer
Host: Student
Reason: Frequent Classroom Exposure
Symptoms: Swinging Of Head,Frequent Falling On The Table,Automatic Closure Of Eyes
Signs:
Rednes Of Eyes
Ptosis,Short Handwriting,
Loss Of Consiousnes
Spread:
Studt 2 Studnt
Treatment:
Leave Da Class ;->
328 chars (3 sms)
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.
The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby
That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh
The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,
Fuming
She Says To A Man Next To Her
The Driver Just Insulted Me!
The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
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