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1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend : Really?
1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.
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Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....
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After a quarrel..
Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn''t notice." :P
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Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married and now he is going through hell.
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Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry & wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same reasons!
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Their is always 2 side in an argument in a married life
Her side
and
Offcourse the Right side.... ;->
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
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1st Friend: My wife converted me to religion.
2nd Friend: Really?
1st Friend: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell. . . ;->
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ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...
ILLEGAL,
BANNED,
FATTENING,
EXPENSIVE,
OR''
MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")
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Girl:Kon ho tum?
Boy:hasrat tumhari,
Girl:takte ho kia?
Boy:Surat tumhari,
Girl:karte ho kai?
Boy:poja tumhari,
Girl:kafir ho kia?
Boy:aisa hi sahi,
Girl:chahte ho kia?
Boy:muhabat yumhari,
Girl:pachtao gay?
Boy:kismat hamri,
Girl:Married hoon main.
Boy...
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MA KI KUSS TUMHARI.;->
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2 men were talking!
1st Said- I got married Bcoz I was tired of Eating out, Cleaning house, n doing laundry work.
2nd said- I took divorce 4 d same Reason ;->
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All Tempting & Beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .
Illegal
Banned
Fattening
Expensive
Or . . .
Married to Others. . . ;->
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