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1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"
Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
181 chars (2 sms)
A Pathan Was Playing "KON BANEGA CAROR PATI"
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do
160 chars (1 sms)
Question To Pathan: In Which State Ganga Flows?
Pathan: Liquid State.
Audience: Clapped.
Man Was Shocked.Turned Behind & Found Da Audience,All Were Pathan.
165 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
163 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...
He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
163 chars (2 sms)
Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo
Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo
Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..
173 chars (2 sms)
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
157 chars (1 sms)
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na
164 chars (2 sms)
Judge : Tum Teesri Adalat Main Aa Rahe Ho tumhain Sharam Nahi Aati ???
Pathan : Kocha , Tum Roz Aata Hy ,
Tum Ko Aati Hy Kia ??? ;->
142 chars (1 sms)
Deewar Per!:
Dekho Kute Ka Bacha Peshab Ker Raha Hai.
Pathan Ne Perha Aur Yeh Kehte
Hue Peshab Kerne Lga.
Haha Peshab Main Karun Ga Aur Nam
Kute Ka Lage Ga.
170 chars (2 sms)
Doctor : Aap Ka Weight Kitna Hai ?
Pathan : Chashme K Saath 75 Kgs.
Doctor : Aur Chashme K Baghair ???
Pathan: Wo Tou Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahi ... ;->
159 chars (1 sms)
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
163 chars (2 sms)
Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERSâ€
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)
160 chars (1 sms)
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
:p
168 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Saw A Very High Mobile Tower
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Red Light Glowing On The Top , Seeing This
He Said : We Are Developing So Fast
We Have Trafic Signals For Aeroplanes In The Air Also ;->
181 chars (2 sms)