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Today is your day
To shine your special day
To be the star
To
Let your friends applaud you for how wonderful you are
Happy birth day
137 chars (1 sms)
Aadmi sharaab ka glass saamne rakh k Ghamzada betha huwa tha,
Dost aa kar uske sath betha aur uska glass utha kar ek hi ghoont mein pi kar bola:Yaar Q udaas ho ?
Aadmi:Yaar aaj ka to din hi kharaab hai,
Subha BV se jhagra huwa,
Raastey mein gaari kharaab hogayi,
Daftar late pohuncha to Boss ne nokri se nikaal diya,
Girlfriend ko easyload nahi bheja to wo bhi chhor k chali gayi,
Aur ab KHUDKUSHI karne k liye Sharaab mein zeher daal k peeny laga tha to wo bhi tumne pi liya.
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Pathan apne dost ko mobile de kar: Oh yara hamara Girlfriend ko sms to kardo ?
Dost: Tum khud Q nahi likhte ?
Pathan: Oh yara hamara Writing kharaab hai na isliye.
165 chars (2 sms)
Ghulami Mai Na Kaam Aati Hain Shamsheerain Na Tadbeerain
Jo Ho Zouq-e-Yaqeen Paida Tu Kat Jati Hain Zanjeerain
Happy Pakistan Day
Long Live Pakistan
‘Azaad Pakistan ke Nalaik Nojawano Agar Aaj Valentines Ya Friendship Day Hota To INBOX Full Hota Chalo! Jaldi Se Utho Or Sab Ko Wish Karo. HAPPY Pakistan Day’
There Are Some Unforgetable Days
In The History Of Any Nation…
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Ek Scientist ne Mera Brain Wash kia or phr Pocha:
Tmhe ab b koi Yad hy?
Me na Apka Nam lia to wo hans k Bola:
Kuch VIRUS kbi khatam nhi hote.
Miss u my frnd.
161 chars (2 sms)
let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.
120 chars (1 sms)
F R I E N D S H I P
,;*”*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown
141 chars (1 sms)
I
CARE
For
U
Bcoz
You
Are
MY $weet
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¡ ¡_,_,_,
¡ _,_,_,)R I E N D
¡ ¡ O R E V E R
¡_,_¡
118 chars (1 sms)
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( \\ ) one for the friendship
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( \\ ) One for the money.
?.Y.
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( \\ ) One for the happiness
?.Y.
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( \\ ) One for the popularity
?.Y.
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Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
173 chars (2 sms)
Sardar 2 friend: Guess how many
coins I have in my pocket?
Friend:If I guess right, u give me 1?
Sardar:Oji, I will give both of them
133 chars (1 sms)
2011 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
Valentine’s day
Basant
23rd march
14 august
Eid ul fitr
Eid ul azha
Friendship day
Mother, father
Dadi, dada
Nana, nani
Children’s day
Happy b’day
365 good mornings
After noons, evenings’
& nights
Roz roz ka drama nahi
Hota mujh se
Ab pura saal mat kehna
SMS nahi kia
313 chars (2 sms)
In a school function
A K.G boy started closing his ears with
both hands,
when girl was about to start her speech
Others asked him Why r you closing your ears?
He replied: Dude, She is my Girlfriend n She is
gonna start her speech with
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My Dear Brothers n Sisters :-)
279 chars (2 sms)
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
“I thought It was MONEY”
225 chars (2 sms)
A woman told her friend:"I've made my husband a millionaire."
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Friend:Wow that's great, what was he before he married you ?
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Woman:
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A Billionaire.
160 chars (1 sms)