Search Results for 'Sardar'
1st Sardar:
Yaar koi aisa kaam
bata jis main ziada
profit ho ?
2nd Sardar:
Aisa ker sardiyo''n
mein sasti Baraf le
ker garmiyo''n mein
baich de ... ;->
165 chars (2 sms)
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
Di" ;->
160 chars (1 sms)
Ik sardar:
Oye Badmashaa meri paien da dubata wapis karde.
Badmash=Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karen ga.
Sardar= piko karani se.
:P
128 chars (1 sms)
Tech: jab bijli chamkti ha
to hum ko roshni pehly aor
awaz bad me Q ati ha?
Sardar: Kyonki hamari aankhen aagey hai aur kaan piche......
143 chars (1 sms)
1 Sardar Train main Safar kar raha the..
Cheecker:- Ticket Please..
Sardar:- Nahin Hai..
Cheecker:- Phir Bethey kyn ho?
Sardar:- Lo Khara ho jata hun..:-)
160 chars (1 sms)
Sardar School Ma Hans Raha Tha 1 Larka Bola Chup Kar Jao.
Sardar:Q, tM koN hO ?
Larka : Mai Monitor Ho.
Sardar bola:
Main CPU hoon... =P ;->
150 chars (1 sms)
Dr Sahab Plastic Surgery karvane me kitna kharcha ayega
Dr:5 lakh
Sardar: Agar ''Plastic'' hum de to?
108 chars (1 sms)
Sardar put his pencil in a
bottle of HORLICKS!
Why?
He wants 2 make it
Taller
Stronger &
Sharper
115 chars (1 sms)
Ek Larki Sardar Se Takrai Aur Boli:
I Am Sorry.
Sardar:
I Am Dilgeet Singh
Nyc 2 Meet You Miss Sorry ...=P;->
123 chars (1 sms)
sardar: Mene kal easy load waly ko bewakoof banaya!
Boy: Woh kese?
sardar: Hum ne usko 100 Rupey dya or number galat likhwa diya... ;->
141 chars (1 sms)
Teacher:Covert into Hindi
"I SAW A FILM
Sardar: "Teacher ne ''A'' film dekhi"
84 chars (1 sms)
1st Sardar to 2nd Sardar mei bachpan may bohat taqat war tha..
2nd. wo k se?
1st. meri Maa kehti hy k jab mei rota tha to sara ghar sar py utha leta tha.. ;->
168 chars (2 sms)
Aik sardar Europe gia wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko english nai ati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife:wah sardar jee tusi te great o
Sardar: O a te kuch vi nai hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai.. =P ;->
320 chars (2 sms)
Pathan Sardar Se:
Yara Kya Tumne Generator Mei Petrol Ki Jaga COCA COLA Dala Hai?
Sardar: Nahi Yara..
Pathan: To Yeh Brrrrrr Brrrrrr Kyu Kar Raha Hai??
159 chars (1 sms)
Sardar ki mah ki death ho gai,
ek saal bad sardar ka baap America sa wapis aya,
us na poucha teri mah kahan ha,
sardar bola wo to pichlay saal hi mar gai thi,
sardar ka bap ronay lga or bola
kuttay,kaminay to tu na mujhay btaya q nhi,
sardar bola,
Me na socha surprise don ga...=P;->
320 chars (2 sms)