Search Results for 'sharab '
Mere masaab mein sheerab peena haram hai
Is liy tere judai me lassi pee raha ho
80 chars (1 sms)
Sharab body ko khatam karti hai,
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai,
Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai,
Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai..
158 chars (1 sms)
Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai. Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain, isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai. aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai."
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "
495 chars (4 sms)
ZAHID SHARAB PENE DE MUJE MASJID ME BETH KAR
HAI KOI AASE JAGHA BATA JAHA KHUDA NAHI
MASJID KHUDA KA GHAR HE KOI PENE KE JAGA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL ME CHALE JA WAHA KHUDA NAHI
KAFIR KE DIL SE HE DEKH KAR AAYA HO FARAZ
US KE DIL ME B KHUDA HIA LEKIN USE PTA NAHI
259 chars (2 sms)
Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hai iss website forum mein
aisey he nahi pagal khane bane
Aaj,
Raat,
Thik, 12, Baje
, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!
240 chars (2 sms)
Raqs Karti Hain Gardish-e-Dauran,
Dar Khulay Hain Sharab Khano K,
Chai Peenay Ko Ab Kahan Jayen Faraz,
Bund Hogaye Hain Hotal Pathano K..
139 chars (1 sms)
Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
95 chars (1 sms)
Ek chooha sharab k drim mein gira,bahar nikal kar mast hokar sath mein soi huwi Billi ki dum pe paon rakh kar bola:
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"UTH MUNNI, CHULBUL PANDEY TERA DANCE DEKHNE AYA HAI"
179 chars (2 sms)
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
146 chars (1 sms)
Main tod leta agar wo GULAB hoti,Main jawab banta agar wo SAWALhoti,Sab jante hai main nasha nahi karta phir bhi pi leta agar wo SHARAB hoti
140 chars (1 sms)
Mosam shabab ka,
Nasha sharab ka,
Parda janab ka or rang gulab ka,
in sabme haseen , in sabme Lajawab dekho SMS padne wala "Chehara Janab ka."
145 chars (1 sms)
Bhoolne ki Adat Hai
Chalo Ishq nahi, Chaahne ki Adat hai
Kya karein ke Hamein Dusre ki Adat hai
Tu apne Sheesha-Gari ka na kar Hunar Zyada
Main Aaina hoon, Mujhe Tootne ki Adat hai
Wisal mein bhi wohi Faasle Sharab ke hain
Ke Usko Neend, Mujh ko Rat-Jagne ki Adat hai
Tera Naseeb hai Ae Dil Sada ki Mehroomi
Na Wo Saki hai, na Tujhe Maangne ki Adat hai
Ye Khud Aa Jati kab tak
Tu bhi usse na kar Yaad, Jise Bhoolne ki Adat hai.
440 chars (3 sms)
Ma pa khwago khwago qiso oda ka.
Nan me pa dero dalaso uda ka.
Ro pa maza maza jute rakawa.
Ma pa lalo lalo lalo uda ka.
Imdada sar pa spino licho kigda,
Sawe fikrona pa kamso oda ka.
Sharab da mene ra da shonodo pa jam,
Lag kho me nan pa de nasho oda ka.
269 chars (2 sms)
Za Sharabi Na Yam
Na Me Sharab Skali Di,
Starge Me Che Sre Di
Daa Me Ta Pasay Jarali Di.
94 chars (1 sms)
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya,
Te d ill de ke chain guwaya,
Gurr nal ishk mitha O ho,
Ni g urr naly iskh mitha Aay hiyy,
Aar ya Par !aj di rat faisla main karna,
Tery Pichy soniyy main khuwaar,
Par a j d i rat sab kuj saf saf,
Tenu dasna jhoot bolna nai sajna,
Sady dowan di vich koi galat fehmi rayyy na,
Haan main sharabi! par tery pichy chad daan sharab bhang,
Oda koi nai Ilaj Haan mainu yaran nal sarkan te piran da shok,
hmmmmmmmmmmmm Oda wi koi nai Ilaj,
Tera rang tera roop Naliy dill nu balan dia galan teri khob,
Jadon tery nall howan main araam nal sowan,
par ek gall khaway ! main wekhan tery wal,
Par yaad mainu hor Aawyyy,
Owi tery wargi si jidy nal dill main lagaya !!!
715 chars (5 sms)