Search Results for 'sardar'
Sardar radio thek krwany gya
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dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
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Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.
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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce
Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids.
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Sardar:ok, we should next year !
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Sardar was painting his room
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Us ne Chat ko paint karkay
Diwaron par likha
"SAME AS ABOVE"
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Sardar ankhain band karky Ayena (mirror) ke samny khara hogia
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Bewi ne pocha; Yai kia kar rahy ho?
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Sardar: Daikh raha ke mai sotay howe kesa lagta hon
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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye
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Sardar to Son: Ja Puttar ek glass pani le ke aa
Son: Sorry abba mai nahi ja sakda
2nd Son: Abba ae te hai e chawal, to aap le ke aa
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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
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Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"
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Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia
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Ek African bus me Apne bache K sath
Chara…
Conducter:itna badsoorat bacha aj tek
nahi Dakha.
African ko bohet Gussa aya…
Sardar:kya hua??
African:Conducter ne meri insult ki he…
Sardar:Jaa maar k aa lanti nu..
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Te Ae Apne Baandar Menu paraa ja.
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ik sardar footboll ki team khelny gay to apni taraf hi 4 goal ka diye logon ny pocha sardar sahib apni taraf hi q goal kar rahy ho sardar replied that.......wo mje kaRNy hi nai dete me kia karon
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Two seater helicopter ek
qabristan main ghir kar
tabbah hogaya....
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Ek sardar g ko investigation k lye bheja gaya.......
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ek ghanta bad control room se
sardar g ko call ai aur latest
update mangi gayi... .
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Sardar replied...Sir 930 lashain
nikal le gayi hain...baqion ko
nikalne k lye khudai jari hai...
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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
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1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per So Gaya . 1 Aadmi Ne Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Train Aayegi To Mar Jaoge! Sardar: Mere Uper Se Hawai Jahaaz Guzar Gaya To Kuch Nahi Hua, Train Kya Cheez Hai?
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Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se: “Uth Ja, Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ae..” . . Sardar: “Te ki hoya Amma.. O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan ae” good mornig,..hehehhehe
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Twin babies born in a SARDAR’s House. SARDAR G could not sleep whole night continuously thinking? Who is the father of second!
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