Today's generation
Today's generation..
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Baap:" Beta maine tere liye ek
ladki dekhi hai, wo
Roopvati,
Gunvati, or
Sarasvati hai..
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Beta:" Lekin papa mein kisi Aur se pyar karta hoon
Aur wo... Garbhvati hai...:p :O :D :D Baap Shocked :*
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 573 views
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