Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua

Modern Aashiq:
Aaj Apni Girl-Friend Ki Shaadi Mein

Ja Kar Ye Ehsaas Hua,
Ki Rajma Chawal Achhe Ho To Mohabbat Bhi Feeki Lagti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 772 views
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