Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag
Bivi: aaj mere tann-mann me aag laga do.
Shohar ne petrol daal k aag laga di.
Moral: jazbaat ka izhaar aasan alfaz mein kren.
Shukriya Rescue 1122
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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Once a Sardarji was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 Rupees, the Sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the barber quietly shaved off his beard. When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw the mirror.
Said his wife " What's the matter?"
Replied he "The cheat on the train has taken my 20 rupees and woken up someone else"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
PerPos New Style
Boy to Girl- Mai aapse Frindship Karna Chahta Hu
Girl- Meri Sagai Ho Gyi He
Boy-Fir Bhen Ban k Apni Kisi Saheli Se Baat Kra De
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
“Marks”
Pathan Sardar Se Tujhe A B C Ati Ha ?
Sardar Ha .
Pathan Bata A K Bad Kiya Ata Ha ?
Sardar B Ata Ha .
Pathan Galat
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Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Aadmi Bahut Der Se Chand Ko Dekh Raha Tha.Aur Thodi Der Baad Bola:“Jalte Raho Beta, Jab Bijli Ka Bill Aayega Tab Pata Chalega.”
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nya sipahi(inspector se): Sir,ye bilkul galat haiki mein us chor se der gaya tha
Inspector: To tum us gaadi ke piche kyun chupe the?
Nya sipahi: Ji weh to mein kutta dekh kar chupa tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?
Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?
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3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai
by nabeel (few years ago!)
Aaj main Apko Laziz Khana banana sikhati hn…
1) 1 Dish mein ANGOOR rakh lein.
2) Phir Dish ko haath mein Pakrein
3) Or kisi Sheeshe k samne khare hojayen
Bas Dish ready hogai
Dish Ka NAME
Langoor k hath mein Angoo
by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)
Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)