A depressed person got
A depressed person got connected 2 a call center in Pakistan.He said he was on the verge of suicide.They got excited and askd...Can u fly a plane...?!--
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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Xtra Sheet Please
Qayamat k din farishton nay sub logon se kaha k
sub apne gunah 1 paper per likh do.
Sub ne likh liye to achanak aapki awaz aai XTRA
SHEET PLZ
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
'Dozakh mein bohat sary log masti kar rahy thy
Kisi ne pucha ye kon hyn jo yaha....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Wife: janu batao tum mujhsy kitna pyar karty ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhe kitna?
Husband: itna k dil chah rha hy k tumhari jesi aik aur lay aun
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha
.
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)
Teacher:Jo Ander Aane K Liye Sab Se Chota Sentence Bole Ga
Ussey Gift Mile Ga
Eng Child: May I Come In?
Urdu Child: Mai Andr A Skta Ho?
Memon: Achivina
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan ko phansi ki saza sunate howe judge ne pocha:tumhari akhri khawahish hai?
Pathan guse se:mujhe 20 mint do hum wakeel ko mare ga.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Docter; achi sehat k lye roz warzish karo.
Pappu;hum roz cricket or footbal khelte hain
Docter;kab tak
Pappu;jb tak mobile ki battery low na ho jae
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Legal Voting Age Fr Boys- 18yrs..
Legal Marryng Age Fr Boys- 21Yrs..
Wat Is Proved??
"Its Tougher To Control A Wife, Than A Country" !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Attending A Wedding For
The First Time, A Little Girl
Whispered To Her Mother:
"Why Is The Bride Dressed
In White?"
Because White Is The Color
Of Happiness, And Today Is
The Happiest Day Of Her Life.
The Child Thought About This
For A Moment, Then Said,
So Why Is The Groom Wearing
Black...? ;->
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)