Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know
under what name she had saved his number, when
he dialed his number from her phone, it showed
"TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny

Aisa DOSTANA hama


Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa Ko Ek Bar

Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Mujhe 3000 Rs De De, Main Tujhe 2 Mahine Ke Baad Lota Dunga.”

Banta Ne Paisi De Diye, Mahine Bad Jab Santa Se Paisi Mange To Santa Use Ek Lota Dete Hue Bola.

Santa: “Ye Le Apna Wada Pura Kar Raha Hun, Pakad Ye Lota.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun

Faqir: Baji bhoka hun Allah K naam par khana de do

Baji: Khana abhi nahi paka

Faqir: Baji FaceBook pe BABA NIAZ k naam se hun, pak jaye to wall pe update kr dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)