Father: I hear you skipped school to play football.

Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

Husband wife mein ladai hoi

Husband wife mein ladai hoi
Husband wife mein ladai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya ,
Husb: Rat ko phone pay,"Khanay mein kia hai"
Wife: Zeher.
Husb: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police constable 2 his son

Police constable 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna band.
Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dobyou have a problem

A patient came to his dentist with problems with
his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?
Dentist: Wear a brown tie!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne

Pappu or uske 2 dosto ne daru pee k taxi roki..

Taxi driver ne gadi start ki aur fir
wahi par band kar di

Aur bola -: Lo saab pahuch gaye ...:P

Pehle dost ne use paise de diye

2nd bola thank u, bada jaldi pahucha diya..

Pappu ne taxi driver k ek thappad laga diya

Driver dar gaya socha, ye samaj gaya h shayad ..
.
Pappu bola -:
saale aaram se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to :P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Life main khabi

life me kabhi serious na hona
tention na lena
always find time 2 laugh
varna log kahenge ghor kalyug aya he aj kal
CARTOON b nahi haste

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)