Worst reply for an I Love You
Worst reply for an I Love You Boy - " Hey sweet heart , I LOVE YOU ...!! " . . . . . . . . . . . Girl - " Hmmmm aur Wasssup?? "
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 923 views
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