Pathan ki Dua
Pathan: Yaar abhi tumhare ammi ka Kaansi kesa hai?
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Dost: Kaansi Band hogayi, Magar ab saans ruk ruk ke arahi hai
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Pathan: Koi baat nahi, Khuda ne chaha tu wo bhi band ho jaye ga
by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 865 views
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