Khud ko kar kanjos itna k

msg karne pe compny wale cal kar k pochen k o bhai such me send karna hai ya sending failed kar den.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 561 views

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya.

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Judge chor se

Judge ( chor se ) : tum pandharvin baar adalat mein aaye ho is liye tum par pachaas hazaar rupay jurmana aed kya jata hai.
chor ( haath bandh kar ) : huzoor! baqaida anay walay gahak ke sath kuch to riayat honi chahiye

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan

1 pathan apna sara sammaan lekar, Geo news ke office gaya,





or bola wo aurat kahan hai jo kehte hai k kahin nahin jaeyega hamare sath rahiye ga,





hum uske sath rehne aya hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

sardaro ki jori

1st sardar: oye agar neend na aaye to kya kia jaaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend ka intizar karne se achha hai ki banda soo hi jaye 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)