Saban ,sarf se behter shohar hai
Aik aurat dosri se:me ne bartan dhone k lye sare saban aur har kisam ki sarf istamal kia hai magr ju sub se behter hai wo hai
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by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 662 views
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