Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my
father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny:
"She's a woman..."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 850 views

Ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha

ek Aadmi dusre admi ko peet raha tha Aur khud jor jor se ro raha tha. jab logo ne usse pucha ki tum kyo ro raheho to usne kha- jab mai ise chodunga to ye bhi mujhe ise trah pitega.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine tujhe khat likha

Aman : Maine tujhe khat likha
that fir bhi tu nhi aaya?
Chaman : Mujhe toh khat mila hi nhi,
Aman : To sale maine to likha tha ki khat mile na
mile aana zarur. Rly..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dost hamare

Kabhi kehte the dost humare.
Jaan mangoge to jaan bhi hazir hai.
Aaj sale apni biwi ko jaan kehte hai. Aur mangte hai
to inkar karte hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1Baalti Mein Paani

Sardar: 1Baalti Mein Paani
Le Kar Ja Raha Tha K

Barish Shuru Ho Gae
Or Barish Ka Pani Baalti
Mein Chala Gaya.

Sardar: O Tuwadi Khair Sara
Pani Gilla Ho Gaya

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)