Sardar and phtan

Sardar:
Aoo race lagatay hain ...jo hara woh aik hazaar
rupay dega ...
Pathan:
theek hai ...par mujhey raasta nahin maloom ...:S
Sardar:
Bus tum meray pechay peechay rhena ...
Pathan:
Thankz yaar ...!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 849 views
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