Professionals

A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach
when a beautiful young woman in a very slight,
very tight bikini strolled by.
The near-naked woman looked at the doctor,
smiled, and said in a sexy voice: “Hi there
handsome. How are you doing?”
She then wiggled her backside and walked off.
“Who was that?” demanded the doctor’s wife.
“Err… Just a woman I met professionally,” replied
the doctor.
“Oh yeah?!” snarled his wife, “Whose profession?
Yours or hers?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 589 views
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