Baqi 999 Kon Hain

Ek Sardarni Ko Apny Sardar Par
Barrha Pyar Aya
Tu Boli K Tusi Hazaron May 1 Ho!
Sardar Ne Us Ko Kheench K Thaparr Mara Or
Bola Baqi 999 Kon Hain?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 636 views
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