Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
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Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 808 views

Aakhir Ap Hi Ka Beta He

Ek Admi Apne Bete K Liye Aisa Robot Laya Jo Jhoot Bolne Per THAPPAR Marta Tha,,,

Beta : Papa Aj Me School Nahi Jaun Ga,

Mere Pait Me Dard Hai.

(pataakh)

Baap: Dekha! Tu Ne Jhoot Bola Is Liye Tujhe Saza Miili, Me Jab Tery Jitna Tha

To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.

(pataakh)

Wife Hansty Huye: Aakhir Ap Hi Ka […]

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

appinment

John called his doctor’s office for an appointment.

I’m sorry, said the receptionist, We can’t fit you in for at least two weeks.

But I could be dead by then!

No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

beti kyu ro rahi ho

Mom: beti kyu ro rahi ho?
beti: Teacher ne mara
Mom: Q?

Beti: Maine usko murgi kaha kyuki
usne mujhe EXAM mein anda
diya.. Ha ha ha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate

Ek Sardar apne Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.

Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

An Elephant Cow and a Khota

An
Elephant
Cow and
a Khota

Arguing whos the Best

Elephant:
I help move heavy loads

Cow:
I give milk
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.
.
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kuchh bol yar

Its ur turn now!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)