Greedy Lawyer
Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you.
You owe me $600 now and $355.85 a month for the next 48 months.
Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds so much like car payments!"
Lawyer: "Yeah, you're actually right -- mine."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 969 views
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