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Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM


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Ek ladaka laraki se-
aaja mere dil me bas ja
ladaki :- chappal utaru kya
ladaka :- mera dil hai koyi mandir nahi.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:08:24 PM

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Ek bar engineering ke sabi Professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya...... Fir announce kiya gaya ki ' YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI ' sab profesors utar gaye....... Par Princple baithe rahe , logo ne puccha apko dar nai lagta......
Principle - mujhe apne students par pura bharosa hai , ye Plane start nai hoga.


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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:09:26 PM

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Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..??
Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li..

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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:10:27 PM

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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..
DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..
Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..

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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:11:38 PM

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Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat!
Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan
tha!!! ;-) ”


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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:12:47 PM

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“ Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress- Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless!
Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe
to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...." ;-) ”

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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:13:50 PM

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RakhunGa Khayal Us Ka Umar Bhar k
liay ...!!
Bas Ab Wo Apne Aap Ko Meri Amanat
Kar De.!!..


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Posted on February, 16 2014 11:15:16 PM

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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..
DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..
Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..

very funny

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Posted on February, 17 2014 05:47:22 AM

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Hahahahaha
awais bhai biljul theek kha jis ne bhi kha.
bilkul asa hi hota hai.
yeh bat bikkul theek hai........

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Posted on February, 17 2014 02:22:03 PM

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Solid Insult )
Teacher : - Batao Bacho Hindiki
Phli Silent Movie Konsi Thi.
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Golu : - Teacher Jab Wo Film Silent
Thi To Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Ki
Wo Hindi Me Hai. :P
Hahaha
Students Thoko Like

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:38:10 PM

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Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he....
Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya
krtahu..?
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Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu....
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.or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte
ho??.
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.fan on kar deta hu.....
Ha...ha...ha..

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:39:11 PM

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Sas-Bahu Naya Chawal Aaya hai Kaisa h.

Bahu-Ekdam Apke Ldke Jaisa. Chadhte hi Pak Jata h aur Pani nikal Deta h

Turant Utarna Padta h

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:40:45 PM

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Ameer ka bachcha:-
Papa aaj bht grmi h..
Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge.
Ghareeb ka bacha:-
PAPA aj kitni grmi h..
PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:41:58 PM

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Golu in firebrigad
Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h
G-pani dalo
L-dala,aag nai bujhi
G-fir hum akar kya karenge
hum bi to pani hi dalenge

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:43:24 PM

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Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate.
Umeed Nahi Hoti To Sapne Hum Na sajate.
Aitbar Kiya Hai Humne Aapki Wafao Pe.
Bhrosa Na Hota To Apne Dil Ka Hissa Na Banate.

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:44:27 PM

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Teacher: Un Do Kings Ka Naam
Batao Jinhone Duniya Ke Logo
Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya
Santa: Sir
1. Smoking
2. Drinking

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:45:27 PM

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1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi,
Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai.

2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai,
Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye.

3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho,
Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. .

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:46:29 PM

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Do baccve jangal men rotti ka rahe the...
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Tab ek sher aata h
Ist boy chottu !!!!! Tu dar to nahi rah
2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! Meh nahi darta hu
1st boy-- to fir apni dho na mari kyo dho raha ga

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:49:49 PM

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Dil diya to mohobaat ki nishani samajh kar
Who khaa gayi use biryani samajh kar
khoon-E-jigar bhi nehi chodha zalim ne
who bhi pee gayi neembu pani samajh kar


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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:50:50 PM

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Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae
pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya
papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho
Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi
papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa
pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:51:59 PM