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Awais148 Age: 30 4269 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladaka laraki se- aaja mere dil me bas ja ladaki :- chappal utaru kya ladaka :- mera dil hai koyi mandir nahi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:08:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek bar engineering ke sabi Professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya...... Fir announce kiya gaya ki ' YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI ' sab profesors utar gaye....... Par Princple baithe rahe , logo ne puccha apko dar nai lagta...... Principle - mujhe apne students par pura bharosa hai , ye Plane start nai hoga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:09:26 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:10:27 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho, Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.. DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai.. Agar Khelna Hai To.. . . KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:11:38 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat! Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:12:47 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	“ Aaj ki ladkiyon ki dress- Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless! Aur koi ladka ghoor k dekhe to- "Kutta kameena sala CHARACTERLESS...." ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:13:50 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3955 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	RakhunGa Khayal Us Ka Umar Bhar k liay ...!! Bas Ab Wo Apne Aap Ko Meri Amanat Kar De.!!.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 11:15:16 PM

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Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho,
Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki..
DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai..
Agar Khelna Hai To..
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KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai..

very funny

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Posted on February, 17 2014 05:47:22 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4164 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha awais bhai biljul theek kha jis ne bhi kha. bilkul asa hi hota hai. yeh bat bikkul theek hai........ Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 02:22:03 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Solid Insult ) Teacher : - Batao Bacho Hindiki Phli Silent Movie Konsi Thi. . . . . Golu : - Teacher Jab Wo Film Silent Thi To Aapko Kaise Pata Chala Ki Wo Hindi Me Hai. :P Hahaha Students Thoko Like Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:38:10 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.... Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya krtahu..? . . . Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu.... . .or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte ho??. . . . . . . .fan on kar deta hu..... Ha...ha...ha.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:39:11 PM

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Sas-Bahu Naya Chawal Aaya hai Kaisa h.

Bahu-Ekdam Apke Ldke Jaisa. Chadhte hi Pak Jata h aur Pani nikal Deta h

Turant Utarna Padta h

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:40:45 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ameer ka bachcha:- Papa aaj bht grmi h.. Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge. Ghareeb ka bacha:- PAPA aj kitni grmi h.. PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:41:58 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:43:24 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Todna Hota To Rishta Hum Na Banate. Umeed Nahi Hoti To Sapne Hum Na sajate. Aitbar Kiya Hai Humne Aapki Wafao Pe. Bhrosa Na Hota To Apne Dil Ka Hissa Na Banate. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:44:27 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher: Un Do Kings Ka Naam Batao Jinhone Duniya Ke Logo Ko Nayi Raah Pe Chalaya Santa: Sir 1. Smoking 2. Drinking Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:45:27 PM

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1st Woman-: Kuchch Suna Hai Ya Nahi,
Bharat Ne Hindustan Par Hamla Kar Diya Hai.

2nd Woman-: Hume To Dar Hai,
Ki Kahi Ek Misaile Mere Sar Pe Na Gir Jaye.

3rd Woman-: Arre Tum Sab Fikar Kyun Karti Ho,
Hum To India Main Rahte Hai. .

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Posted on February, 17 2014 03:46:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Do baccve jangal men rotti ka rahe the... . . Tab ek sher aata h Ist boy chottu !!!!! Tu dar to nahi rah 2nd boy -- nahi yaar !!! Meh nahi darta hu 1st boy-- to fir apni dho na mari kyo dho raha ga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:49:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dil diya to mohobaat ki nishani samajh kar Who khaa gayi use biryani samajh kar khoon-E-jigar bhi nehi chodha zalim ne who bhi pee gayi neembu pani samajh kar Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:50:50 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4025 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:51:59 PM