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Awais148 Age: 30 4276 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

lovelychandna

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Train me khadi ldki ne platform par khade ladke se pucha-kon sa station h ye?

Ladka-phon no. dogi to bataunga.
Ladki-hey bhgwan JABALPUR aa gya

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:20:03 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ek ladki : college me nayi chappal pahan ke ati hai.....! ek ladka : chappal achi hai..... ladki : nikalukya.....! other ladke : teri dress to chappal se bhi achi hai....... ladki :............ Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:21:31 PM

lovelychandna

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Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha:
"Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke.":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye.
2 mahine
baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h .":
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye.
6 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli:
"Daddy, I am pregnant.!"

Kanjoos ne usko gale se
lagaya aur beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
"shabaash beti, ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai..

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:22:35 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Solid Insult Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k sath Dubai,UK ghoom aaon kitney paise... lagen ge? Husband:kuch bhi nahi. Wife:Wo kaise? Husband:Sochne k paise nahi lagtey : Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:24:21 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Udta Hua Murgi Anda Diya, Doston Anda Ka Kya Hua ? , , , Socho Socho . . . . Mujhe Pta Hai Aap Jawab De Nahi Paoge, Dosto Anda Ka Kuch Nahi Hua Kyun Ki Murgi Underwear Pehni Thi, Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:25:30 PM

lovelychandna

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Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:26:41 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	My updates:- Kashish dil ki har cheez bhula deti hai, Band aakhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai, Sapno ki duniya jarur rakhna dost, Kyun ki hakikat to aksar logo ko rula deti hai… Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:27:53 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3962 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Height of Insult Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram sesun sakte h.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:29:43 PM

lovelychandna

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1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar ho jata hai..fer oun dono ke shade ho jate hai..thore daer bar murge k bacha hota hai....bachea ka ser ada kute ka ho ada insan kar hota hai..kutaa os ko dakh kar chok jata hai...or murgi se puch ta hai..murgi khate hai

ajab pyar ke gagab khani

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:31:20 PM

mazharkhan Age: 28 4211 days old here Total Posts: 4026 Points : 1924 Location: Mehar 76330, Pakistan Status : Offline	Agar Aap Apni Maa Ke Olaad Hai To NecHe Jao . , . , . , . , . , . , . . . , . , . , . , . , . Or Agar Ap Apne BaaP Ka Olad Hai To Upar Jao.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 06:33:48 AM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Class Room Is Like A Train . . . . . . . 1st Two Benches R ReservedFor VIP . . Next Two Benches R General Coach . . . Then . Last Two Benches R Very Demanded. . . . . . Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH":P Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:27:35 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek ladaka laraki se- aaja mere dil me bas ja ladaki :- chappal utaru kya ladaka :- mera dil hai koyi mandir nahi Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:28:47 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:29:47 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ladka Agar Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Ladki Ke 5 Jawab Ho Sakte Hai 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main Apko Sirf Dost Smajhti Hu ... 4. I M Engaged 5. I Love Someone Else Aur Agar Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Propose Kare To Ladke Ke 5 Jawab Ye Ho Sakte Hai 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2 Moral: Ladko Ka Dil, Dil Nahi Dariya Hota Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:31:11 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek bar engineering ke sabi Professors ko ek plane me bithaya gaya...... Fir announce kiya gaya ki ' YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI ' sab profesors utar gaye....... Par Princple baithe rahe , logo ne puccha apko dar nai lagta...... Principle - mujhe apne students par pura bharosa hai , ye Plane start nai hoga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:32:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Saare Facebook members ko suchana: Kripaya kisi bhi joke ke peeche "Market me naya aaya hai jaldi fwd karo" ka tag laga ke Dimaag ka Dahi na kare. Hum Bhutiye nahi baithe. Hum ko pata hai kaunsa joke naya hai kaunsa purana. Aage se apne aap ko gandu sabit na kare. Dhanyawaad. Jaldi forward karo Ye market mein naya aya hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:33:36 PM

rahulthebest36

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:34:40 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4032 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 16 2014 09:35:41 PM

rahulthebest36

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1 wari santa di wife nu nyana hon wala sega.
santa apni wife nu lai k hospital gya te utthe ja k nurse nu boleya.

santa to nurse: je munda hoya ta kahi PASS, je kudi hoyi ta FAIL.

Opration to bad
Nurse:santa ji twadi CMPARTMNT aayi aa.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:36:42 PM

rahulthebest36

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:38:11 PM

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