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Awais148 Age: 30 4276 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	She: tu achha dancer hai Me: I know. Main toh Hritik ko bhi takkar de sakta hun. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bike se !! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 06:00:40 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Dear chocolate commercials Dear chocolate commercials, No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and giving orgasm like expressions.. Sincerely, Normal people. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:02:00 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Yenna rascala, mind it RAJANIKANT says, “yenna rascala, mind it” . wah wah . RAJANIKANT says, . “yenna rascala, mind it” . ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..! Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:03:16 PM

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Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc
Dr. Pagal se: “Tum Pagal Q hue?
Pagal – Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se
Mere Baap ne Shadi ki, To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban
gai, Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui, Magar
main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b
hui, Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or
main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad
ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya
aur..aur… . .
Dr: Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc ….
lolZ :V

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:04:59 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai THIS IS CALLED TRUE LOVE : Tantrik : Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai Boy : Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi ke bare me kuch kaha toh Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:06:21 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Population Comparison - . . . INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro. . . . . . . . AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro, But I hav 4 Moms from 1st dad , and 3 dads from 1st mom Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:07:52 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What is the best way to make a female friend What is the best way to make a female friend..? Tell her I love u n she will say we are friends Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:09:13 PM

0irha0

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7 complicated facts about Women
7 complicated facts about Women :
1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have anything 2
wear…
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed
beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment
them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented…

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:12:44 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	What’s the similarity between “MARRIAGE” & 11:59pm? . . . . Confused? . . . . Funniest answer: Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain, aur din badal jate hain…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:14:01 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali Do u know..? Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali, Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali beemari kaun si hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yehi !! Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai…. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:15:12 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4892 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhaha such kaha yar u nay .... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:36:52 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4276 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	irha sis very nice jokes and thnx for this Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 07:37:58 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti. Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake, To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:29:18 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Our Language is called the Mother Tongue… . . . because . . . . . . . Father never gets a chance to speak Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:30:43 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he discovered America.. . . And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . Naughty America Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:32:50 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Cigrate jalta hai aag se pani se nahie ..,.pyar karta hoon tum se teri nani se nahie. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:54 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4291 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hhahahaahahaha very nice jokes yaaaar..... Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:57 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Duniya me 5 muskil kaam, 1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana 2.Machar ki malish krna 3.Chitti ko kiss krna 4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana 5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 27 2014 09:37:03 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Every girl’s wedding craze increses Every girl’s wedding craze increses whenever she see . . . . . . . national ka shadi wala add on t.v Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:01:17 PM

0irha0 Age: 31 4310 days old here Total Posts: 7616 Points : 16 Location: ....., Pakistan Status : Offline	Another messenger to talk to d same people Whatsapp, wechat, line global, hike, viber, n now its BBM for Android n ios …… Another messenger to talk to d same people.Its like buying 5 different flavor condoms 4 1 night even when u know tht 1 is enough. Like no likes.
	Posted on January, 28 2014 03:02:39 PM

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