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Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM


0irha0


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She: tu achha dancer hai
Me: I know. Main toh Hritik ko bhi takkar de sakta hun.
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Bike se !!

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Posted on January, 27 2014 06:00:40 PM

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Dear chocolate commercials
Dear chocolate commercials,
No one eats it in slow motion with their eyes closed and
giving orgasm like expressions..
Sincerely,
Normal people.

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:02:00 PM

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Yenna rascala, mind it
RAJANIKANT says,
“yenna rascala, mind it”
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wah wah
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RAJANIKANT says,
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“yenna rascala, mind it”
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ACP: abhijit, lash yahi kahi hai, find it..!

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:03:16 PM

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Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc
Dr. Pagal se: “Tum Pagal Q hue?
Pagal – Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, uski Jawan Beti se
Mere Baap ne Shadi ki, To Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban
gai, Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behan hui, Magar
main uski Nani ka Shohar tha isliye wo meri Nawasi b
hui, Isi Tarah mera Beta apni Dadi ka Bhai ban gaya or
main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur mera Baap mera Damad
ban gaya aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya
aur..aur… . .
Dr: Abey chup kar saale mujhe b Pagal karega kya bc ….
lolZ :V

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:04:59 PM

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Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai
THIS IS CALLED TRUE LOVE :
Tantrik : Beta tum par ek chudail ka saya hai
Boy : Baba, main thappad maar dunga jo meri Biwi ke
bare me kuch kaha toh

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:06:21 PM

0irha0


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Population Comparison -
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INDIAN : I hav 4 sis & 3 bro.
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AMERICAN : I hav no sis or bro,
But I hav
4 Moms from 1st dad ,
and 3 dads from 1st mom

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:07:52 PM

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What is the best way to make a female friend
What is the best way to make a female friend..?
Tell her I love u n she will say we are friends

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:09:13 PM

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7 complicated facts about Women
7 complicated facts about Women :
1. They believe in saving…
2. Believe in saving, but buy expensive clothes…
3. Buy expensive clothes, but never have anything 2
wear…
4. Never have anything 2 wear, but always dressed
beautifully…
5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied…
6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment
them…
7. Expect men to compliment them,
but don’t believe them if complemented…

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:12:44 PM

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What’s the similarity between
“MARRIAGE” & 11:59pm?
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Confused?
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Funniest answer:
Dono ke baad 12 hi bajte hain, aur din badal jate hain….

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:14:01 PM

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Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali
Do u know..?
Khaana saamne rakh kar bhi na khane wali,
Aur neend aate huye bhi na sone wali
beemari kaun si hai..?
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Yehi !!
Jo haath mein pakdi hui hai….

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:15:12 PM

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hahahhaha such kaha yar u nay ....

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:36:52 PM

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irha sis very nice jokes and thnx for this

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Posted on January, 27 2014 07:37:58 PM

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Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.
Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:29:18 PM

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Our Language is called the Mother Tongue…
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Father never gets a chance to speak

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:30:43 PM

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Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he
discovered America.. . .
And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered
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Naughty America

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:32:50 PM

0irha0


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Cigrate jalta hai aag se pani se nahie ..,.pyar karta hoon
tum se teri nani se nahie.

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:54 PM

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hhahahaahahaha very nice jokes yaaaar.....

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:35:57 PM

0irha0


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Duniya me 5 muskil kaam,
1.Hathi ko dhaka lagana
2.Machar ki malish krna
3.Chitti ko kiss krna
4.Ziraf ki gardan dabana
5.or ap logo se Like 0r c0ment ki umeed krna:-D:-P

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Posted on January, 27 2014 09:37:03 PM

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Every girl’s wedding craze increses
Every girl’s wedding craze increses whenever she see
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national ka shadi wala add on t.v

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:01:17 PM

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Another messenger to talk to d same people
Whatsapp, wechat, line global, hike, viber, n now its
BBM for Android n ios ……
Another messenger to talk to d same people.Its like
buying 5 different flavor condoms 4 1 night even when u
know tht 1 is enough.

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Posted on January, 28 2014 03:02:39 PM