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Awais148 Age: 30 4278 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Apki Kahani Meri Jubani : Apke pas dimag hai Chalta nahi alag bat hai Aap smart hai Koi manta nahi alag bat hai Aap shareef hai Lagte nahi alag baat hai Aapke paas mobile hai Call nahi karte alag baat h Kaafi izzat h aapki Koi karta nahi alag bat hai Aapki beijati ho rahi h Aap phir b hans rahe h Wo galat bat h.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:53:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Din ko chain nahi, rat ko aram nahi, Ji na lage kahi,>>>>ye khuda kya yanhi pyar h? ? ? Stupid, ye pyar nahi SUMMER ki garmi h. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 03:58:12 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Dad.. Ek zamana tha jab mai 10 rupaye me Doodh Pee k aata tha Son.. woh zamana gaya dad Aajkal toh 10 rupaye me koi dikhati bhi nahi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:07:26 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jiss marji ladke se pucho lo aap Wo single he kehega . . . . . . . Aur jiss marji ladki se puchlo wo kehegi i have bf . . . . . . . Mujhe to yeh samaj nai aa raha k . . . . . . Agar boys single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set hone lag gyi h ? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:11:53 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai? Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:13:09 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hasino Ko Apna Dil Na Dena Yaaro Dil Ke Jazbat Ye Kya Janegi..? . . . . . . Kandhe Ka Dupatta To Sambhalta Nahi.. . . . Hmara Dil Kya Ghanta Sambhalegi...!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:14:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi..??? Cool Attitude Boy Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:15:18 PM

Age: 29

4034 days old here
Total Posts: 5184
Points : 149

Location:
shikarpur, Pakistan

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oy to girl:tum nahati nahi ho kya.

girl:nahi to roj nahati hu,par tumne esa q pucha.

boy:kabhi dekha nahi na isliye...pucha yar

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Posted on February, 17 2014 04:16:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhikhari- Babu Ji Roti MiLegi? Aadmi- Biwi Ghar Par Nahi Hai, Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi Manga Hai SaaLe, Roti To, Tu Bhi De Sakta Hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:17:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4034 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	2 dost hota ha ram or shyam Ram-ma bda hokr actar banuga shyam-kyo ram-kyoke ma gud looking hu shyam-tarko pta ha ma bda ho kr kya bnu ga ram-nehi,bta shyam-ma bda ho kr docter banuga ram- kyo shyam-kyoke ma na to gud looking hu or na he handsome ram- to tu to sala bhekari banaga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 04:18:33 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:39:40 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Wrote BILL GATES Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz 1- My Child Learnd MS WORD Nw He Wants MS SENTENCE 2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE But No RE-SCOOTER I Need It, As I Owe A Vespa Scooter 3 - I See MS OFFICE But I Need MS HOME, As I Use PC At Home 4 - Finaly, Howz Dat Ur Name Is GATES But U r Selling WINDOWS . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:40:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar:I''ve Pain In Ma Ryt Leg Doc:Its Nothin .Its Only Coz Of Old Age. Sardar:As Far As I Know, Both Ma Legs R Of Same Age Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:41:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Some1 Wrote 2 Sardar, "Agr Tum Zaheen Ho To Rs100 Bhejo. Hosihyar Ho To 200. Agr Dono Ho To 300 Bhejo" Sardar Sent Rs 600 N Wrote, "O-A Main Sabka Baap Hu Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:42:55 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra Aur Poster Pe Parha " Wanted For RAPE & MURDER .." Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:44:00 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:45:04 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	SARDAR'Son:- papaji...... Bahar Darwaje par koi Swimming pool ke liye Donetion mang Reha hai. SARDAR:- Puttar Ja, usko Ek Lota pani de de. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:46:06 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours "Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade. After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears & Says -Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:47:20 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:48:24 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3964 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek sardar ko koi mobile pe tang kar raha tha, Sardar ne new sim khareed kar usko sms kiya: "MAINE WO NUMBER BAND KAR DIYA HAI AB TERA BAAP BHI MUJHE TANG NAHI KAR SAKTA " Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 17 2014 11:49:26 PM