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Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:50:40 PM

Hussainkhalid Age: 28 4326 days old here Total Posts: 13010 Points : 4675 Location: Dadu 76200, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha waah kiya jokes haain jiii waah waah .....mjhe sabke jokez boht pasand aaye hmmmmm.......!!!!!!!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 08:00:32 AM

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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
hahahababa

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Posted on February, 18 2014 08:02:30 AM

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Insan Ko Sabse Bhra Jhatka Kab Lagta Hai.?
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Sochein
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Nahi Pata?

Jb Usay Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Package K sMs Kar Raha Ha.!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 11:54:28 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4206 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha nazher and khalid you are boths very funny jokers. sorry. don't mind just kidding. ........ Like rahulthebest36 like this.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 01:47:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:46:08 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:47:23 PM

rahulthebest36

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2 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:48:41 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:49:42 PM

rahulthebest36

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:51:17 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:52:19 PM

rahulthebest36

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:53:20 PM

rahulthebest36

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:54:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:55:46 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	What Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market.. Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K PRICE Chal Rahe He Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:57:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy-Bata kitne aye h.. Grl-Sirf 90% Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:58:25 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha. Policei stop.. Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai .. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 04:59:30 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai.. SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain, AUTO-ME-TAKLI.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:00:33 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc Dr:Stitches lagana padenge Sarder:Kitne paise .. Dr:3000 Rs Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:01:36 PM

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Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.

Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:02:40 PM

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