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Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM


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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.

Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)

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Posted on February, 17 2014 11:50:40 PM

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hahahaha waah kiya jokes haain jiii waah waah .....mjhe sabke jokez boht pasand aaye hmmmmm.......!!!!!!!!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 08:00:32 AM

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Sardar is driving a jeep in jungle.


Tourist: If lion follows very close to us then how can we escape?
Sardar:Give right indicator & take left turn.:-)
hahahababa

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Posted on February, 18 2014 08:02:30 AM

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Insan Ko Sabse Bhra Jhatka Kab Lagta Hai.?
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Sochein
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Nahi Pata?

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Jb Usay Pata Lgta Hai K Wo Bina Package K sMs Kar Raha Ha.!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 11:54:28 AM

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Hahahahaha
nazher and khalid
you are boths very funny jokers.
sorry.
don't mind
just kidding. ........

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Posted on February, 18 2014 01:47:00 PM

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:46:08 PM

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Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:47:23 PM

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2 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:48:41 PM

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1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:49:42 PM

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:51:17 PM

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Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:52:19 PM

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:53:20 PM

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:54:46 PM

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santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:55:46 PM

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What Is Common Betwn McDonald & 2days Share Market..
Dono Jagah Hmare Baap Dada K Jmane K
PRICE Chal Rahe He

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:57:00 PM

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Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:58:25 PM

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Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
Policei stop..
Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 04:59:30 PM

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BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:00:33 PM

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Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
Sarder:Kitne paise ..
Dr:3000 Rs
Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:01:36 PM

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Girl: mom aaj 1 ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya.

Mom:tune usko chata mara ya nahi.


Grl:mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal age kar diya.
IMRAN

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:02:40 PM