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Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM


rahulthebest36


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Ek Sharabi Doctor Se,
Kya Tum Meri Sharab Chudva Sakte Ho?
Doctor- Haan Bilkul Chudva Sakta Hun.
Sharbi- Puri Char Bottle Hai.
Kal Raat Police Ne Jabt Kar Li Please Chudva Do.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:02:55 PM

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Boy-kal se hum kahi aur
milenge,
Girl-Q? BOY-bade zalim ha teri gali k
bacche, girl-kio kya hua? boy-kutte
piche laga kar kehte
hay jab pyar kiya tu darna
kya..?


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:04:22 PM

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Boy - Papa Ghar Pe Meheman Aaye Hai,
Sharbat Banane Ke Liye
Nimboo Nahi Hai,
Kya Karu??
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Dad - Aare Darta Kyu Hai,
New Vim Bar Mein
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Nimboo Ki Sakti Hai.
Daal De Do Boond.!

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:05:23 PM

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Pita - Beti tu mujhe batade k tere
pet me jo baccha he wo kiska he?
beti - Agar aapko 25 kele khilakar
puche k aapko sardi kis kele se hui to kya
aap Bata payenge...

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:06:27 PM

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Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko
ek ghante se dekh raha tha.
Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:08:33 PM

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil
Gya,Balle-Balle mil Gya,
Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya,
Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala
"Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:09:43 PM

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Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:10:58 PM

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Ekbaar Bhagwan Ne Aadmi Ki
Memory Clear Kar Dali..
Aur Poocha,
Kuch Yaad Aa Raha Hai Kya?
Aadmi- Sirf Biwi Ka Naam.
Bhagwan Hasa Aur Bola.
Format Kiya Par Virus Nahi Gaya

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:12:04 PM

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Ek Cockroach K Marne Se Pehle,
Apne Qatil Se Aakhri Alfaz
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Mujhe Mar Dalo Buzdil Insan !
Tum Mujh Se Jalte Ho Q K Tumhari Bv
Tum Se Nahi,
Mujh Se Darti Hai.

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:13:15 PM

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Pappu Ki Job Software Enginering M Lagi.
Job 8 Hours Ki Thi.
Pehle Din Pappu Ne 11 Hours Kaam Kiya.
Boss Ne Khush Ho Kar Pucha
Pappu Aaj Kya Kaam Kiya.
Pappu- Keyboard Ki Saari Key
Ulti Sidhi Lagi Thi.
Sb Serial Se Lga Di.


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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:14:17 PM

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Ladkiyon ko Jalebi jaisi
Kyun kaha jaata hai?
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Kyunki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti,
Par hoti bhi toh bahut "SWEET" hai..!

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:15:17 PM

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Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki.
Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se,
Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge.
Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se,
Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:16:28 PM

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai .....
agar zindagi teri zulfo ki chhav me guzar jati toh

HOME LOAN lene ki zarurat na padti.. :

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Posted on February, 02 2014 09:17:31 PM

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Jadu Hai Uski Har Ek Baat Me,
Yaad Bahut Aati Hai Din Aur
Raat Me, Kal Jab Dekha Tha
Maine Sapna Raat Me, Tab Bhi
Uska Hi Haath Tha Mere Haath Me.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:10:48 PM

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Khokr hme fir n pa skoge,
jaha honge waha n skoge,
apni galtiyo ka ehsas to kiya kroge,
par chale jyege waha jaha se fir
bula n skoge, i mis u my lfe


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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:12:33 PM

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Khokr hme fir n pa skoge,
jaha honge waha n skoge,
apni galtiyo ka ehsas to kiya kroge,
par chale jyege waha jaha se fir
bula n skoge, i mis u my lfe


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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:13:35 PM

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Police-Tera Dost Kaise Mara?
Santa(rote Hue)- Ji Mai Nhi Janta
Wo Bola Mere Pet Me Chuhe Daud Rahe He,
To Mene Use Chuhe Marne Ki Dwa Pilai Thi Bas.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:15:22 PM

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Santa Ki Wife To Santa- Aaj Se+ Ka Mann Kr Rha H.
Santa- Jaan Aaj Nhi Kal Krenge.
Wife- Aaj Q Ni Janu.
Santa- Jaan Aaj C0nd*m Lana Bhul Gya.
Wife- Teri To Roz Ki Magaj Mari H,
Lamination Q Ni Krwa Leta Saale.

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:18:33 PM

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Santa- yaar banta hamare beach kya relation hai?
Banta- yaar wahi jo Besan or Pakode ka hai.

Santa- kaise?
Banta- kyunki jab Besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:25:10 PM

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hahaha wasy aj kal ye wali pic bht hit hoi hai

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Posted on February, 06 2014 11:27:48 PM