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Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Son (Phone Mein): Maa! Aaj Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye. Mother: Sabbash Beta! Ladka Huva Ya Ladki..?? Son: Nahi Maa! Tumhari Bahu Ne Dusri Shaadi Kar Li.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:31:04 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Zindagi Me Hamesha 1 Bat Yad Rakho, Kisi K Dil Se Mat Khelo Kyunki.. DIL 1 Hi Hota Hai.. Agar Khelna Hai To.. . . KIDNEY Se Khelo Wo 2 Hoti Hai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:32:15 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat! Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-) ” By-prem Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:33:31 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	A Ye ek raaz ki baat hai.. Kisi ko batana mat! Nahi bataoge na! Wada?? To suno! Gangadhar hi Shktimaan tha!!! ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:35:37 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Air hostess to Pathan: What will you have sir??? Pathan : Wallah, hamare liye Taveez wala CHAI lao AIR HOSTESS : Abbe Afghanistan ke jhapak jhandu! Woh Taveez nahi tea-bag hai!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:36:48 PM

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1 admi ney 1 buzurg sey poocha,
k jab humari qismat pehle sey likhi hui hai,
To humain dua maangney ki kya zaroorat hai?

Buzurg ne jawab diya!

Ho sakta hai teri qismat mein yehi likha ho k,

"jab tu maangey ga to tujhey miley ga:

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Posted on February, 15 2014 10:38:00 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	3 thing that should not be asked- 1] A man's WAGE.. 2] A woman's AGE.. 3] A student's PERCENTAGE... . . IT HURTS!!! . . After all, hamari bhi feelings hain :-( ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:39:01 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	“ Important baat- Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega jo apko bahut jyada pyaar karega.. Apko pyaar se chhuega.. Dher saare kiss karega aur kahega.. . . . I LOVE U MOM!! ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:40:39 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	“ Important baat- Ek din aapki life me ek ladka aayega jo apko bahut jyada pyaar karega.. Apko pyaar se chhuega.. Dher saare kiss karega aur kahega.. . . . I LOVE U MOM!! ;-) ” Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:42:29 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Bar Engineering Ke Sabhi Professoron Ko 1 Plane Mein Bithaya Gaya.. Fir Announce Kiya Gaya Ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BANAYA HAI” Sab Profesrs Utar Gaye… Par Principal Baithe Rahe Logo Ne Pucha: Aapko Darr Nahi Lagta? Principle: Muje Apne Students Par Pura Bharosa Hai. Ye Start Hi Nahi Hoga!! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 10:49:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bache Road Cross Kar Rahe The. Road Cross Karne K Baad Murgi K 1 Bache Ne Kaha, Hum Saato Ne Road Cross Karli 7 Kaise..? . . . Socho, . . . Read Msg Again, Thoda Dimag Lagao..! . . . . . Arre Yaar, Bache Hai Kuch Bhi Bolte Rehte Hai. Tum Tension Mat Lo Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:05:13 PM

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Warning Too Bad Logic..

Teacher : Tell Me One Example Of Active Voice And Passive Voice

Santa :
Active voice)
bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par jaate hai to haadse hote hai....

Passive voice)
sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso se hi bacche hote hai ...!!

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:07:01 PM

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a towel can make ur career - Ranbeer kapoor

a towel can destroy you career - shreeshant

u can make career without a towel - sunny leone

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:08:23 PM

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Teacher:" Water ka Molecular formula batao ???
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Student:" H2O + Mgcl2 + Caso4 + Alcl3 + NaoH+ KOH + HNO3 + HCL
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Teacher:" Ye answer galat hai..
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Student:" Maam ye Naale ka pani hai..

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:09:51 PM

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2 Qism Ki Girls K Peeche Na Bhago

1 Jis K Peeche Mai HooN Q K Wo TumSe Set Nahi Ho Gi

2 Jis K Peeche Me Ni Hu Q K Jo MujhSe Set Ni Hui
Wo Tum Se Kya GHANTA Ho Gi.

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:11:45 PM

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GirL:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun,
Mujhe Bhul Jao. . !
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BOY:-. . . . . . . Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM ,

DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm..

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:13:02 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein.. Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge.. Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana.. Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:14:50 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	In 2020 Girls- boy ko dekh kar... dekh yar kya item ja raha hai sala .. Oye murgey tera no. kya hai..??? Boy- Behan ji Aap ke gher mein bhai baap nahi hai kay...??? .. Girl- Bhai baap hai par tu nahi hai na re chikne. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:16:08 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	BOY-ek ladki ko rose dete hue kaha YE RISTA KYA KEHLATA HAI? GIRL-pavitra rista B-to Is pyar ko kya naam du? G- EK hazaro me meri behna hai. Poste Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 15 2014 11:17:34 PM

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1Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baita Tha

Dost aaya Pepsi Pi liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q He?

Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura he.
Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya.
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pi Gya.

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Posted on February, 15 2014 11:18:37 PM

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