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Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM


rahulthebest36


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SANTA PAPER DENE GYA ..

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OR APNE SATH PALAMBER KO BHI LEY GYA
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KYO...?????
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KYO KI USNE SUNA THA KI PAPER LEEK HO GYA H.....

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:39:17 PM

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Santa chemist ki shop pe 1 bottle le k gaya aur ek chamach liquid shopkeeper ko pila k bola- mitha hai Kya?
Dukandar bola- nahi, kyu kya h ye?
Santa - docter ne Bola chemist ki shop se urine me sugar check karwa k aao...! Wo check krane aya tha.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:40:27 PM

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Santa Ke Maa Ke Tabyat Khrab Ho Gye, Wo Apne Maa Ko Lekar Hospital Gya.
Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge,
Santa: Hey! Bhgwan Ab Kya Hoga,"Mere Maa To Anphad Ha"

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:41:29 PM

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Santa: I Am Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai....?
Banta: Main Jaa Raha Hoon..
Santa: Aise To Tera Bap Bhi Nahi Ja Sakta Pehle Matlab Bata.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:42:53 PM

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Mahatma: Kameene Dost Se Back Kar Raho.
Follower: Magar Kameene Dost Ka Pata Kaise
Chalega.
Mahatma: Simple, Saare Dosto Ko Message Karo
Jo Reply Na Kare Samjh Lo
Voh Hi Kameena Hai Sala.
Satay Vachan!

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:43:55 PM

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Ladki: Is mirror ki kya
keemat he??
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
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Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khas baat he??
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SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100
floor se niche girao,
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ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...
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Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo . . :-

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:44:56 PM

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Ek Ladki Ne Page Inbox Me
Mujhse Kaha Ki
"Aap Bhut Achi Post Krte Ho"
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Awwwwww.
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Maine Kaha To Fir Tum Like Kyu
Nhi Krti Ho??
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Vo Boli- Nhi Main To Apki Har
Post 2-2 Baar Like Krti Hun...
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Ab Aap Hi Btao.
Kaun Samjhay In
Ladkiyon Ko

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:46:06 PM

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Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do...
Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon...

Phir bola 2 aur de do,
us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai...

Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya,

Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya...

Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho...

Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :-P

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:47:29 PM

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Customer: Murga Kaisa Diya.
Dukndar: Rs 80, Rs 50, Rs 10.
Customer: Yeh Itna Sasta Kyun?
Dukndar: Sahab Isse Aids Hai.
Customer: Dedo, Khana Hai Shaadi Nahin Karni.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:58:02 PM

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Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time
duty par nahi hoon.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 09:59:08 PM

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Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din
bad woh gaon chala gaya.
Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki
underwear toh chair par para tha!!!


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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:00:11 PM

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Bacha teacher se:" aap mujhe
acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi
karunga..
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Miss gusse me:" mujhe bachose
nafrat hai..
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Bachha:" miss me koshish
karunga bachhe na ho.
Sameer

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:01:17 PM

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:02:21 PM

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Teacher: Batao tum ladki ko kaise purpose karoge ?
Boy: Me use naav me baitha ke
samunder ke beech
le jakar kahunga
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I Love Bol De
Nahi To Meri Naav Se Utar Ja....

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:03:30 PM

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SHRABI:"Agar mere hath
me
SARKAR ho to me DESH
ki takdir
badal dunga...
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WIFE:"HAramkhor -
pehle apna
pajama to badal le, subah
se meri
SALVAR pehan k ghum
raha
hai. ...
Heart

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:04:35 PM

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Aashiqui 2' dekh k pata chala ki
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1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de
sakta hai
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but
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DARU nahi chhod sakta.....
Piyo bhai piyo..

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Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti,
Pine se Zindgi khatam nahi hoti.

Botal k sath ho agr Namkin or Gold flake,
To Zindgi SULTAN MIRZA se kam nahi hoti. :

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:05:35 PM

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Shopping Mall Ke Bahar Ek Mast Si Ladki Ko Dekh Ke Pappu Uske Paas Gaya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Maine Kaha Jaanu I Love You”
Ladki: “Tere Jaiso Pe To Main Tatti Bhi Ni Karti”
Pappu Muskurate Hue: “Phir Kya Huya Sohnyo, Ek Paad Hi Maar Do“

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:06:36 PM

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ANNA HAZARE Ko dekh kr 4Yrs ka,
Bachha bola-
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Koi inhe rok lo!
Nahi to meri HISTORY me 1 chapter
aur Add
ho jyega
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BAWAL Ye Kar K Jayenge SAWAL
Humse Puche
Jayenge..

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:07:38 PM

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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:08:47 PM

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Pappu- Yaar 10 saal me sirf 3sri bar hi kyu Manmohan Singh media se ru b ru honge.

Addu- Tu Fir bhul gya manmohan singh silant mode me the tab media se ru b ru kese honge

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Posted on February, 16 2014 10:09:51 PM