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Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:03:43 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Flat ki bell baji; Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya. Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:05:07 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bhuto sa chehra tera chudel si muskan hai rang tera dekh ke..rup tera dekh ke kute bhi hairan hai Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:06:13 PM

rahulthebest36 Age: 29 4067 days old here Total Posts: 5184 Points : 149 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Yaad kar tere wo bachpan ka zamana, Chhoti tango par latakta paijama, Nak ko hath se ponch kar gal par lagana, kamar pr hath rakh k awaz lagana Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:07:14 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Girls should not study much.. kyu.. socho socho kyu ke Is dunia k kisi kone me koi na koi gadha us k liye padh hi rha hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:14:28 PM

lovelychandna

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-Inteligent Sardar--
Ye kela kitne ka hai..
Man:1Rs.

Sardar:60ps me dega..

Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga..

Sardr: Le 40ps, sirf kela dede.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:15:37 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ek bar lalu yadhav aapne bhashan me kahata hai, Lalu:mai sher ka baccha hu ! uspar raj thakare comment karta hai Raj thakare:sher ghar aaya tha ya maa jungle me gayi thi. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:16:37 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	ekdin teacher ney apni ek student se pucha, deep ye batao duniya mei abhi bhi kaun si jaga pe adi manav rehete hei.. Deep: ftv channel pe. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:17:43 PM

lovelychandna

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Ladkiyo ki 5 baatain kabhi samjh nahi Aati ,..
(1) Tum na bohat woh ho (pata nahi woh se kya matlab .. banda soch main per jaata ha ..
(2) Mujhe tum se ye umeed nahi thi.(to usay kya umeed thi ..
(3) Tum pehle jaise nahi rahe.(to phr main pehle kesa tha ..
(4) Sach batana,mai n kaisi lag rahi hon.(such kya boloon pitna thori hay..
(5) I am very selfish na.(ab haan bol doon to gayi bhens pani mein..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:18:44 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hathi swiming pool me gira to sab chitiya bahar nikal gai. Ek chiti hathi kee pith par chad gai, to dusri boli- "Duba Saale Ko Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:19:54 PM

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Yar, ajkal Main boht Pareshan hon.
Nend nhi aati..
Sukon nhi..
Kisi kam men dil b nhi lagta..
Doctor ne mujhe kaha hy Ap ko,,,

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Vitamin”SHE”

ki kami hay…

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:21:02 PM

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Santa Ki Ladaai Apne Baap Se Ho
Gayi To Usne Apne
Baap Ki Photo Kabristaan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di

Aur Neeche Likh Dia

COMING SOON

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:22:06 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Sardar Dukhi Tha Kisi Ne Pucha Kyu Tension Me Ho.. Sardar:Yaar,Ek Dost Ko Plastic Surgery K Liye 2 Lakh Diye Ab Saale Ko Pehchaan Nahi Pa raha hu. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:23:09 PM

lovelychandna

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Ek poltry farm me murgione roz ek lakh aande deti thi,ek roz murgione ek v anda nehi diya
Batao to kyun..

Kyun ki
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Badh me patha chala BULA DI ghumne aayi thi

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:24:12 PM

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Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

wah..wa

Unka chehara dekh ke bola aina,

This fairness cream is made in china!

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:25:16 PM

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Ye Hai Aam Zindgi--

Yaar, Plz Kuch Sms To Bhej Diya Karo..

Ye Mentos Zindgi--

Oye Bhikhari, Kanjoos, Makhi chus, Balance Gaya Dabbeme,jaldi Msg bhej..

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:26:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:27:22 PM

lovelychandna

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Agr jackie chain ki saas ko kidnap kr dia to use kaun vapas layega

Vicks Vapourub

Q..ki VICKS lautaye
"Chain Ki Saans".

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:28:26 PM

lovelychandna

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1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate He

Kya Apne Kaha 6..

Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6
Bar Feka Jata He.
Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin.

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:29:43 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	MOM- Tujhko ladka pasand aaya.. BETI- Ladka to thik hai,par mota bahut hai. MOM- Dekho beti,TV chaahe 14 inch ka ho ya 29 ka,remote toh 6 inch hi hota hai na Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:30:59 PM

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