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Awais148 Age: 30 4311 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : funny one (closed) Like hearthackervsgirls like this.
	Posted on January, 12 2014 12:50:49 PM

lovelychandna

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Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Bacchaar is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

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Posted on February, 18 2014 05:32:04 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pappu road pe sandas kar raha tha. Police ne use pakad liya. Jab use le jaane lage to pappu bola : "sahab saboot to utha lo"! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:33:28 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	?Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ; Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 05:34:44 PM

lescol Age: 36 4177 days old here Total Posts: 6369 Points : 68 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	they are interested in out success that is the reason of calling, and this happens with everyone here Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:22:25 PM

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Ek aunty pani naha rahi thi utne me ek baccha puchta hai aunty a kya hai

Aunty :A garage hai beta
Baccha ar is garage me ek bhi gadi nahi hai
Aunty:Nahi beta gadi uncle ke pas hai raat me aake is me hi chodenge

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Posted on February, 18 2014 06:24:36 PM

lescol Age: 36 4177 days old here Total Posts: 6369 Points : 68 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	they are interested in out success that is the reason of calling, and this happens with everyone here Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:24:43 PM

lescol Age: 36 4177 days old here Total Posts: 6369 Points : 68 Location: Quetta, Pakistan Status : Offline	they are interested in out success that is the reason of calling, and this happens with everyone here Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 18 2014 06:25:43 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4206 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais bhai mujhr lagta hai k ap aj kal zayda hi funny hote ja rhe hain. wase ap aj kal online bhi buhat kam ho rhe ho. kya wajha hai..... Like lovelychandna like this.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 02:09:35 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:13:28 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Gf- I love you. Boy- Tell me any diffrant style. Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:15:13 PM

lovelychandna

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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia

Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga

Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua

Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:16:18 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai 2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe nagir jaye 3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon kartihohum india me rahte hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:17:20 PM

lovelychandna

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5th class ka student apne dost se: Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki "Teacher" Se Pyar Karna,
2 Dost: kyun?

"LOVE-LETTER" Beja Tha...
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:18:23 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai Clerk- Sign karo Aurat- Kaise? Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho. Aurat ne likha- "TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.! Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:20:36 PM

lovelychandna

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Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se

Love Karo Dil Wali se

Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:21:38 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:22:40 PM

lovelychandna

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:23:48 PM

lovelychandna

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...

Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Posted on February, 20 2014 10:24:48 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boy-Ro Q rhi ho.. Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h. Boy-Bata kitne aye h.. Grl-Sirf 90% Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:25:51 PM

lovelychandna Age: 32 3997 days old here Total Posts: 718 Points : 344 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha. Policei stop.. Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai . Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 20 2014 10:26:58 PM

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