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bawa125 Age: 34 4436 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

bawa125 Age: 34 4436 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahahaaa.... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:26:53 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4456 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	yah ye hi hal rah to esa hi hoga Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 23 2012 08:21:33 AM

Rohama Age: 30 4452 days old here Total Posts: 9029 Points : 340 Location: karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	lolxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 23 2012 06:27:15 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi

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Posted on September, 24 2012 09:08:39 PM

metha Age: 44 4432 days old here Total Posts: 61 Points : 16 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahahahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 24 2012 11:29:06 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4456 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	ooooo eh nai ho skda, ALLAH kher kry ga Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 25 2012 05:29:40 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Pagal chinese se:tum American ho?
Chinese:nhi mein Chinese hu

Pagal:nhi tum American ho

Chinese guse se:han han mein American hu

Pagal:lgte to Chinese he ho…

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Posted on September, 25 2012 09:23:19 PM

wasi12 Age: 32 4432 days old here Total Posts: 43 Points : 15 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pakistani soch.................. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 26 2012 05:21:19 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Banta : O Santa ji car ki speed itni kyon badha di?

Santa : Oji car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….!

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Posted on September, 27 2012 09:19:08 PM

MSRAZA Age: 30 4431 days old here Total Posts: 272 Points : 157 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	ASE KOI BAT NAHI YAR JESAY ZAMANA AGAY JAY GA WESAY HE LIGHT KA PROBLEM BHE HAL HO JAY GA Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 27 2012 09:25:43 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Jasmeet caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet : “What are you searching for?”

Santa : “Hidden camera!”

Jasmeet : “And what makes you think that there are hidden camera here?”

Santa : “That guy on tv knows exactly what I am doing. Why every few minutes he keeps saying, You are watching the Star World channel. How does he know that?”

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Posted on September, 27 2012 09:34:43 PM

Omer87 Age: 36 4998 days old here Total Posts: 13522 Points : 298 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	wesy personally hansi aye nahi mujhy Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 28 2012 07:40:06 AM

Hina

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Teacher
Fail Q hoay? Sawal me choice to thi

Student
Sir Sawal tha Write an essay on any1
A: our President
B: Street Dog
C: A Beggar

Is me choice kahan hay?

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Posted on September, 28 2012 11:01:18 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2012 10:04:25 PM

shahzaib2222 Age: 30 4382 days old here Total Posts: 592 Points : 136 Location: jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	hehehe nice Like no likes.
	Posted on February, 14 2013 10:01:37 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL

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Omer87 said:
wesy personally hansi aye nahi mujhy

shadi jo hon wali ey holy holy tuwada saah v band hoey tusi hansi di gal kr de oo

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Posted on February, 15 2013 04:38:47 AM

abdulhannan05 Age: 31 4994 days old here Total Posts: 13123 Points : 261 Location: Faisalabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	waqai ye tou joke of the day hi hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 18 2013 10:39:39 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ajka joke bhi to post karo na bhai. Ab to ap online hi nahi hote. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 18 2013 04:49:42 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	nahi yar mujhe ise perhne main maza nahi aya pr afsoos zaroor huwa hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 20 2013 09:24:15 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	aj ka joke konsa hai. mujhe aj k joke k bare main bhi to kuch btao na yar. Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 20 2013 04:03:05 PM

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