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bawa125 Age: 34 4436 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Bawa ji apke sare msg hi buhat ache hain. Mujhe buhat ache lge hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 04:22:53 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Mareez: Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye.

Doctor: Shaadi Kar Lo.

Mareez: Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ?

Doctor: Nahi, par do faayde hain
1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi
2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi

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Posted on September, 15 2013 04:38:49 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5004 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 06:19:25 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha. Rashid bhai santa banta k msg buhat ache hote hain. Acha msg post kya apne Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 06:22:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5004 days old here
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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes
closed.

His wife asked what you are doing?
He said-I’m seeing how I look while sleeping

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Posted on September, 15 2013 06:24:39 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mujhe jokes buhat ache lagte hain Khas tor per sardar k jokes to buhat hi ache hote hain. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 15 2013 06:32:30 PM

rashidfarooqz

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A girl and Sardar were in love

Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!

Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi kartey

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Posted on September, 15 2013 08:48:57 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa! Your daughter has died
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter
At 25th floor: I'm unmarried
At 10th floor: I'm Banta not Santa

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Posted on September, 15 2013 08:56:19 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha rashid bhai sardar wala kia joke hai pyaar kerna wali kisi ki perwa nahi kerte Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2013 09:25:25 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai apne buhat acha topic paste kya hai, mujhe buhat khushi hui hai, Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 16 2013 11:42:08 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Pathan: Esa kia karain ke saanp bhi mar jaye owr lati bhi na tootay
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Sardar: Jootay se mar do

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Posted on September, 16 2013 07:15:35 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher : complete the sentence
"Early to bed early to rise...."
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Student : The man has no Internet Connection

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Posted on September, 16 2013 10:17:03 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4163 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	yeh to kafi purana joke ho gaya hai, aj ka joke kahan hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2013 11:12:39 AM

khuramms Age: 41 4700 days old here Total Posts: 5939 Points : 224 Location: Karachi, Pakistan Status : Offline	hacker post bhi purani hai bhai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2013 02:50:13 PM

aneel Age: 27 4511 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	nahin guiezz aab hum is topic ko joke of the day nahin kahe sakte yeh aabh bhut he purana topic ho gya he.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 17 2013 03:42:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher: Es mohawary ko Jumlay mai estimal karo
"Mun mai pani ana"

Sardar Student: Jese hi mai ne nal ko mun se lag kar nal chalo kia tu mere mun mai pani agia

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Posted on September, 17 2013 07:43:16 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar and his wife applied in court for Divorce

Judge: How will you divide, you have 3 kids

Sardar: ok, we should next year

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Posted on September, 18 2013 06:17:36 PM

khawer77 Age: 31 4214 days old here Total Posts: 624 Points : 2 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha han g tab braber ho jain ge good idea Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2013 06:33:55 AM

Saim44 Age: 34 4246 days old here Total Posts: 2775 Points : 11 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha han khawer bhai 2 ik ke pass or do dosre ke pass Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2013 07:49:08 AM

Awais148 Age: 30 4268 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha yar ye devorce main bhi batwara ho raha hai.....hahahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 19 2013 09:52:09 AM

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