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bawa125 Age: 34 4475 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4202 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Aj da latefa bhi buhat changa hai ji. Mno v changa lagia aye Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 20 2013 01:16:14 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa dost se: Kal hamara khwaab me kisi se laraai ho gya, Aaj hum nahi soye ga

Dost: Kyun.?

Santa: wo keh raha tha k Aaj wo banday le kar aaye ga

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Posted on October, 20 2013 11:34:10 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Wife: Apko Meri Khubsurti Ziyada Achi Lagti Hai Ya Aqalmandi?

Husband: Mhjy To Tumhari Ye Mazaq Karne Ki Adat Bohat Achi Lagti hai

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Posted on October, 21 2013 09:01:38 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4923 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Mein Pee Kar Nahi Behakta, Usey Dekh Kar Behakta Hoon,, . . . ., Itna Bta. Sharab Haram Hui Ya WO? Ammi ka jawab : Sharab Haram he, aur wo Haramzadi, Or to haramkhor, Ab Uth Or 1 Kilo Piyaz 1 Kilo Aalo Le K Aa.... ('.'} (_/\\ Sare Romance Ki Watt Laga di daikh Yaar ammi k kam.:¤§¤ Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 01:17:12 PM

Ehsan Age: 33 4923 days old here Total Posts: 952 Points : 228 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	Really Girls are very Smart...=P . Girl: Apple ka Rate kya hai? . Applewala: 100 Rs ke 10, . Girl: kuch kam karo na plz.. . . . . . . . . . Applwala: Acha aap 80 ke 8 lelo . . . . . . Girl: Thanku, dedo... ye huyi na Baat... =D Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 01:18:51 PM

Ehsan

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Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
'n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won't Have To Pay You,
You'll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !

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Posted on October, 23 2013 01:20:03 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Pathan ka challenge
Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum

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Posted on October, 23 2013 06:43:44 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4307 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha rashid bhai ye to wo bat huoi na na non man tel ho ga na radha nache gi Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 23 2013 07:15:48 PM

rashidfarooqz

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1 Sardar TV par bomb rakh kar Hokey Final match daikh raha tha
Bewi ne pocha: Yai kis lie
Sardar: Agar yai haar gayi tu pori team ko bomb se ura donga.

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Posted on November, 05 2013 10:33:36 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5043 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa (Nurse se): Kia Doctor sahib ne abhi tak neend ki goli nahi bhaiji? Nurse: Nahii Santa: Usay kaho jaldi karo, mujhe neend arahi hai, mai goliyon ke lie aur nahi jaag sakta Like no likes.
	Posted on November, 06 2013 09:13:50 PM

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