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bawa125 Age: 34 4478 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4205 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	rashid bhai apke jokes to buhat shandar hain, kya sab ap per hi bne hue hain, hahahhahahaah Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 04 2013 12:39:38 PM

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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi

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Posted on October, 04 2013 06:05:35 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Santa makes cal to airport: How long is the journey from punjab to America?

Receptionist:1 sec sir..

Santa disconnects and says

pee ke bethi hai . . . .

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Posted on October, 04 2013 08:04:59 PM

malibhutta73 Age: 51 4155 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	All jokes are very funny. I like every joke ver much sach much. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 05 2013 08:42:38 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Husband apni saas se: apki beti mein to hazaron kamiyan hain

Saas: haan beta, isi wajah se to use achcha larka nahi mila

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Posted on October, 05 2013 11:12:55 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4100 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahahah.joke bare maze k hote hain nice jokes. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2013 08:15:40 AM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4134 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	anta: oye banta machli khayega? Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain. Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2013 05:23:41 PM

malibhutta73 Age: 51 4155 days old here Total Posts: 4777 Points : 179 Location: lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	Hahahahaha. Very noughty jokes. I like all jokes in the deepness of my lever. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 06 2013 05:26:32 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4205 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	naqvi bhai apne aik hi joke 2 topics main upload kya hai galti se.. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 07 2013 02:21:28 PM

SyedZaigham

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All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.

Bcoz,

All sardarnies put their hair pin in ATMs machine, when asked,"ENTER PIN"

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Posted on October, 07 2013 05:51:04 PM

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hearthackervsgirls said:
naqvi bhai apne aik hi joke 2 topics main upload kya hai galti se..

Dear ye sahb ghalti sy nahi jan boj kar apna har comment 2, 3 topic par post kar rehey hain

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Posted on October, 07 2013 11:07:04 PM

Ramzankhan Age: 32 4100 days old here Total Posts: 1813 Points : 767 Location: Khushab, Pakistan Status : Offline	Lag bikul aise hi raha hai k bijli kam hoti jati hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 06:01:51 AM

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Dear ye sahb ghalti sy nahi jan boj kar apna har comment 2, 3 topic par post kar rehey hain

rashid bhai yeh to mujhe bhi pta hai, lakin ab clear to nahi bta sakte na,
bus mera maksad to inform hi kerna tha

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Posted on October, 08 2013 02:35:37 PM

Niazi7860 Age: 32 4096 days old here Total Posts: 1250 Points : 546 Location: Mianwali, Pakistan Status : Offline	Kia baat hai good joke hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 02:58:01 PM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4205 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	naiz bhai yahan sab hi buht ache jokes share kerte hain, ap bhi ker skate hain... Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 08 2013 03:04:08 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar g ka Ghora race main Sab Se Peechay tha,

Kisi ne poocha:

Sardar g Aapka ghora Konsa hai?

Sardar: O daikh Jinnay Sareyan nu agay laya hoya aye

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Posted on October, 09 2013 09:40:41 PM

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Bivi: Main Driver Ko Nokri Se Nikal Rahi Hun Aj Main dosri Bar Martey Maretey Bchi Hun

Husabnd. Khushi Se:
Bagam Iss ko Aik Moka aur Do

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Posted on October, 10 2013 05:09:40 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Nurse Investigating A Patient With Head Injury

Nurse: Name?

Patient: Shehzada

Nurse: Age?

Patient: 38

Nurse: Married

Patient: No No , Its A Car Accident

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Posted on October, 10 2013 10:16:09 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4310 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha patient 38 ka ho gya hai pr use ye pata hai shadi shida ka bagair accident bhi aisa hal hota hai Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 11 2013 08:43:14 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4205 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahhahah, rashid bhai hospital and medical wale jokes bhi mujhe ache lagte hain.. Like no likes.
	Posted on October, 11 2013 12:54:03 PM

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