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bawa125 Age: 34 4445 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha santa is very sweet and intelligent hahahaha Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 09:57:52 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4172 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	awais bhai ap thekh keh rhe ho santa is always intelligent. wase ap bhi kafi intelligent ho. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 09:59:33 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	jo Do Bhanwar Tere Gaalon Pe Raqs Kartay Thay Dil Aaj Bhee Unhi Tughyaanion Mein Rehta Hai. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 04:00:00 PM

juntalman

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Aj ka joke ye ha k me ne Pak101 par card win kar liya ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Posted on September, 03 2013 06:00:19 PM

aneel Age: 27 4520 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahaha what a laughing line? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 03 2013 06:44:12 PM

rashidfarooqz

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santa shopkeeper se

santa: muje mere car me nayi battery lagwani hai

shopkeeper: Exide laga du ??
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Santa: ek-side kyu be, jab paise pure de raha hun to dono side laga k de

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Posted on September, 03 2013 09:26:31 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?

Samy:
MS Excel..

Johny:
MS Word..

nitin:
MS Powerpoint..

SANTA:
After thinking a lot....
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MS Dhoni

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Posted on September, 03 2013 09:34:41 PM

facebook1234

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Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi

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Posted on September, 03 2013 10:19:45 PM

rashidfarooqz

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In Biology practical exam:

Teacher: Is panchi k tange dekh k bataao ki iska naam kya hai

Santa: Tange dekh k kaise bataao be?
Teacher: NAALAKYAK!! Tumher zero milta hai. Apna naam bataao.

Santa: Ye le..meri taange dekh k likh le

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Posted on September, 03 2013 11:17:52 PM

Awais148 Age: 30 4277 days old here Total Posts: 12184 Points : 198 Location: Attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha santa rocks rashid bhai .......... best joke of this topic Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 09:03:33 AM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	Santa ne ek ladki se "I Love you" kaha..... Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli: Kya bola? . . To Santa rote huye bola: . Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara? Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 04 2013 09:09:30 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL

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pagal chinese se:tum American ho?
Chinese:nhi mein Chinese hu
Pagal:nhi tum American ho

Chinese guse se:han han mein American hu

Pagal:lgte to Chinese he ho..

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Posted on September, 04 2013 10:08:48 PM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4121 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Namaz parh raha tha . To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai. . Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai" Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:10:15 AM

facebook1234 Age: 36 4121 days old here Total Posts: 356 Points : 28 Location: Rawalpindi, Pakistan Status : Offline	Ques: Agar dunia mai bejli nahi hoti tu TV kesay daikhty? . Pathan: Mom-batti jala ke ! Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 05 2013 12:13:30 AM

SyedZaigham

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Tumhri life men 10 larkyan ayen gi

Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
waqai ye tou joke of the day hi hai

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Posted on September, 06 2013 05:41:58 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
Bhai sahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagaun

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Posted on September, 06 2013 07:58:29 PM

SyedZaigham

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Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”

Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.

1 Biwi or 9 betyan hongi
Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan ...............................

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Posted on September, 07 2013 06:15:24 PM

aneel Age: 27 4520 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	very nice posted and this is called Joke of the day.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 08 2013 12:32:58 AM

rashidfarooqz

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Snta Or Jito Ghumne Gye Raste Me Gadhe Ghaas Kha Rha Tha,
Jito Boli- Dekho G Tumhare Rishtedar Ghaas Kha Rhe H Nmste Karo,
Snta - Nmste Sasur Ji.

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Posted on September, 08 2013 09:37:04 PM

aneel Age: 27 4520 days old here Total Posts: 1690 Points : 65 Location: shikarpur, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahaha very nice and funny and entertainer keep it up.. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 09 2013 03:05:42 AM

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