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bawa125


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Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-)

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Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 aj ka joke bhi buhat funny hai ji, carry on brothers.

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Posted on September, 19 2013 10:18:53 AM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 naqvi bhai mujhe lagta hai k apko bhi jokes buhat passand hain.

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Posted on September, 19 2013 10:50:04 AM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar ki Bewi inspector se:
Mera Showhar 1 haftay pahly bazaar se aalo lany nikla owr abhi tak ghar wapis nahi aya

Inspector bhi sardar tha, bola: To Bahn jee kuch owr paka lo

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Posted on September, 19 2013 06:18:51 PM
khuramms


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Status : Offline		 Rashid bhai.... iss joke main to Biwi ki complain sahee thee

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Posted on September, 19 2013 06:25:33 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 guiezz ab yeh bhut he purana joke ho gya he koi nae joke bhi suna aye..

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Posted on September, 19 2013 07:11:01 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Aik Pathan Namaz parh raha tha

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.

Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke "hum ne Haj bhi kia hai"

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Posted on September, 19 2013 08:59:44 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa: Qutub Minar kahan hai?
Banta: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo.
Banta: Ram Lal kaun hai? Santa: Pata nahi.
Banta: Kabhi Ghar me bhi raha karo.



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Posted on September, 20 2013 06:04:48 PM
khuramms


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Status : Offline		 Wow... Bunta ne to Santa ko clean bold kar diya hai

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Posted on September, 20 2013 06:11:38 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.

Bcoz,


All sardarnies put their hair pin in ATMs machine, when asked,"ENTER PIN"



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Posted on September, 20 2013 07:58:27 PM
Meharge143


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Status : Offline		 v funny


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Posted on September, 20 2013 08:04:45 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Call from Marriage Bureau:
Rishte k liye 1 dabayi,
Mangni k liye 2 dabayi,
Shadi k liye 3 dabayi"

Sardar: Dusri shadi k liye kya Dabau?
Awaz aai: Pehle wali ka Gala.



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Posted on September, 20 2013 08:09:46 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar was writing something very slowly
Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: I'm writing for my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast




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Posted on September, 21 2013 03:36:16 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Santa pehli bar CHARCH gya to wahan awaz ayi
TANNNN?=TANNNN
aur sath hi light bhi chali gyi

Sardar:
Nasso nasso

UNDERTAKER aa gya J




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Posted on September, 21 2013 09:49:19 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Santa ki socks se itni smell aati thi k jahan b jata log bhag jate.

Uski bv ne new socks di or kaha k mere mekay mn fnction hai whan ye pehn k ana.

Santa jb wahan gya to log phr bhag gye.

Bv(ghuse se):new socks q nhi pehn k aye?

Santa: menu pata c tu yaqin nai krna esi liye puraniyan nal le k aya aan

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Posted on September, 21 2013 10:06:24 PM
rashidfarooqz


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tanveer334 said:

Rashid bhai main bus itna janta hun k ager ap army main ho to buhat dar phook ho yar.

Dear Tanveer

ye aap ko kis ney keh dia k me army main hoon

Dear me tu aik Gov servant hoon

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Posted on September, 21 2013 10:53:37 PM
hearthackervsgirls


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Status : Offline		 Bawa ji apne buhat ache joked post kiye hsin isi terha jokes post kerte rahian and pointd bnate rhe.

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Posted on September, 22 2013 12:50:15 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Santa apne bhai se: Tum hamara shadi pr kya khas kaam krega?

Bhai: LaLa Hwaai firing to sb krta hain

TUm pr tu jan bhi Qurbaan.
HUm khUd kUsh dhmaka krega.


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Posted on September, 22 2013 01:32:17 PM
aneel


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Status : Offline		 Lol bhut he acha joke he keep it up dude,,,,,,,,///

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Posted on September, 22 2013 03:11:39 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Pathan ka bacha: Abu humko “BAJA”dilao

Pathan: Nhi tum sbko tang karega

Bacha: nhi abu khuda ka kasm
Jab sb sojaye ga hum tb bjayega

Pathan: chalo phir thek hai




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Posted on September, 22 2013 08:45:01 PM
rashidfarooqz


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Status : Offline		 Sardar ki Bivi sy baat cheet band thi…

1 subah Sardar ko jldi jana tha,

Us ny rat ko Kaghaz py likha,mujhy subah 5bje utha dena or kaghaz bivi k tkiye k pas rkh diya,

Sardar subah 9bje utha toh dakha k us k upr bohat sy kaghaz paray thy or sb pr likha tha
uth jao 5bj gay hain,

Sardar to Sardar Sardar ki bivi bi Sardar
Geo Sardar.



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Posted on September, 23 2013 06:12:42 PM
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