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bawa125 Age: 34 4445 days old here Total Posts: 1798 Points : 168 Location: Islamabad, Pakistan Status : Offline	Subject : Joke of the day 2 Dost Year 1980 A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar. year 1990 A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen year 2010 A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi year 2014 A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj? B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai year 2030 A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..;-) Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 22 2012 10:25:18 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle. Policeman gives hand to stop. Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega... Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 30 2013 11:18:02 PM

SyedZaigham Age: 36 4101 days old here Total Posts: 1162 Points : 120 Location: Jand, Pakistan Status : Offline	Boss hangs a poster in Office "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home." Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 09:11:30 PM

amk112 Age: 34 4752 days old here Total Posts: 1783 Points : 306 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	waisey halat tu aesay he ho rahey han k lite ka koe pata nahi lugta kub ani hai Like no likes.
	Posted on August, 31 2013 11:42:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line

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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:13:07 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Pathan Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha. . Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha. . Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai . Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:14:47 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye. . 2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:16:25 PM

rashidfarooqz Age: 53 5013 days old here Total Posts: 16735 Points : 17 Location: Askari Cement Wah, Near Wah Cantt, Pakistan Status : Offline	1 Sardar K Paas Sms Aya Bhejnewala Hoshiyar Padhne Wala Gadha. Srdr Ko Gussa Aa Gya Usne Reply Kiya Bhejnewala Gadha Padhnewala Hoshiyar. Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:17:14 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Pathan: Raat ko 1 admi ne Chaku dekha kar loot lia . Dost: Lekin tumhare pas tu hamaisha PISTOL hoti hai na . Pathan: Wo mai ne chupa di warna wo bhi le jata Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:17:29 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia? . . Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 01 2013 10:19:04 PM

rashidfarooqz

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1 Sardar Library Me 3
Ghante 1 Book Parhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story.
Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo
Telephone Diary Thi

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Posted on September, 01 2013 10:21:11 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur complicated route pe chhod aya. Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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Posted on September, 02 2013 12:17:36 AM

Tanveermasood Age: 34 4277 days old here Total Posts: 106 Points : 66 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	lolx... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 06:34:12 AM

hearthackervsgirls Age: 40 4172 days old here Total Posts: 2292 Points : 11973 Location: Lahore, Pakistan Status : Offline	hahahahah, yar sare k sare jokes hi buhat ache hain, mujhe sab buhat ache lge Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 09:35:48 AM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	abhi main na dekhoon khwaab woo Jin mein na tu mile... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 02:35:03 PM

SHAGIRDeIQBAL Age: 37 4465 days old here Total Posts: 11084 Points : 45 Location: Lahore, Pakistan, Pakistan Status : Offline	le khole honth maine Ab tak the jo sile... Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 02:36:53 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	zahir hai jb ye haal hu ga tu fir ap r hum tu gaye naa is duniyaa sy Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 04:14:25 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
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Santa: Hamare Blood me Itne sare BloodGroup Q hote hain??
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Banta: Are Pagal!!
Taaki Machhro ko Diffrent Flavour mil sake

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Posted on September, 02 2013 09:24:14 PM

rashidfarooqz

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Ek baar Santa cycle par gas cylinder lekar ja raha tha,
tabhi raaste me use Banta mila aur bola,

kahan ja rahe ho.

Santa ne ans diya. mere pet me gas ban rahi hai use nikalwa kar cylinder me bharwane ja raha hun

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Posted on September, 02 2013 10:06:38 PM

shadabnaqvi1 Age: 31 4253 days old here Total Posts: 1135 Points : 373 Location: attock, Pakistan Status : Offline	ary cycal waloo zara araam sy au kahen dira na dynaa kisi ko Like no likes.
	Posted on September, 02 2013 10:12:23 PM

rashidfarooqz

Age: 53

5013 days old here
Total Posts: 16735
Points : 17

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Santa: Maine PichhaLe 2O SaaL main Ek Baat Note Ki Hai

Banta: Wo Kya?

Santa: Jab Bhi Phatak Band Hota Hai Tab Train Zaroor Aati Hai

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Posted on September, 02 2013 10:46:23 PM

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